# Red Rover, Red Rover, send Rand Rover over **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 25, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739 "2009-03-25T15:22:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/561 "2009-04-01T07:49:46Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > But wait! Wait! Don’t you want to put your mouth where your mouth is, whatever that means? Don’t you want to meet him there and dance? Dance-off! Dance-off! Dance-off! ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/562 "2009-04-01T12:22:05Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Don’t you want to meet him there and dance? What’s that saying? Life’s too short to dance with ugly guys? Modify for this situation as you see fit. Giraffe, maybe someday I will visit your board. I’m sure it’s awesome. I waste too much time on the internet as it is (obviously), and I’m seriously too lazy to make much further effort to join more boards. Maybe over the summer, after Second Stone has had his rabies shot, I’ll check it out. Seems as if there are a lot of cool people over there. Fenris is a mod, after all. Major points for that. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/563 "2009-04-01T13:10:07Z")
But you got served, and now it’s _on_! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/564 "2009-04-01T13:25:17Z")
\< Randy Marsh \> It isn’t on. Nothing’s on. It’s off. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/565 "2009-04-01T14:00:28Z")
\ You think you can just roll in here and tell us it’s not on when it very clearly is on?! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/566 "2009-04-01T15:04:15Z")
\< Randy Marsh \> I’m keeping my son home on Saturday. I just came by to let you know so you can… put a stop to all this. Good bye. It’s off. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/567 "2009-04-01T17:39:46Z")
Yeah, it’s off. Guin came over to defend Ruby’s “honor” and I was just really mean to Guin, so much so that I’m embarrassed about it. I’m sorry Guin. Still not sorry about Jodi the high and mighty though. And her sock Ruby. (JSGoddess has had a crappy year, which I’d forgotten about.) ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/568 "2009-04-01T17:42:46Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Yeah, it’s off. Guin came over to defend Ruby’s “honor” and I was just really mean to Guin, so much so that I’m embarrassed about it. I’m sorry Guin. Still not sorry about Jodi the high and mighty though. And her sock Ruby. (JSGoddess has had a crappy year, which I’d forgotten about.) Do you even know what “sock” means? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/569 "2009-04-01T17:48:17Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > Do you even know what “sock” means? OoOOo you’re just looking to get YOUR dance card punched, aren’t you? Bringing meanings and facts and logic into this, you brave soul. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/570 "2009-04-01T17:56:43Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > Do you even know what “sock” means? Yes, I’m wearing two as I speak. And sometimes to entertain children, I’ll pull clean ones out of the draw and do puppetry. So we are clear, I was yesterday accusing Jodi of being Rubystreak and JSGoddess as one and the same person because the Jodi sock would say something and then not defend it, but the other socks would as though they were alternate personalities. Now, of course they are really three people, but you are aware that is how girls do verbal fights on schoolyards? I used to be a day camp counsellor, and it was rather interesting to watch the girls bait a boy. One starts it and looks all innocent when she doesn’t continue it and then the girls do a tag team on the boy. He looks like a jerk for having so many girl enemies. Oh, and lawyers are scum. It’s a new day. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/571 "2009-04-01T17:58:45Z")
Wow. I’ve never seen it actually be off before. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/572 "2009-04-01T18:46:33Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > One starts it and looks all innocent when she doesn’t continue it and then the girls do a tag team on the boy. Just what the hell kind of day camp was this? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/573 "2009-04-01T19:32:40Z")
This just gets better and better. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/574 "2009-04-01T19:38:13Z")
I don’t know about _better_. It certainly keeps getting _longer_. ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/575 "2009-04-01T19:39:35Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Just what the hell kind of day camp was this? Camp Horndog? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/576 "2009-04-01T20:27:25Z")
I am so seeing a new sitcom (or Disney movie!) in my head: 14 year old Gary Geekness is going to camp! Camp WeSue’EmandHow–a camp for precocious academic kids. There he is bullied by Lilly Legal and Annabel AttorneyToBe. Watch all the high-jinks as Gary comes to term with his hormones and his _ad hominems_! Rated PG-13 for language. ---
**Author:** ![Marienee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Marienee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marienee)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/577 "2009-04-01T20:41:22Z")
What was the name of the camp in \*Little Darlings \*again? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/578 "2009-04-01T21:03:00Z")
> [@Marienee](#): > > What was the name of the camp in \*Little Darlings \*again? Hiawatha? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/579 "2009-04-01T21:17:41Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Just what the hell kind of day camp was this? A Church day camp up to about the sixth grade. A place to drop the kids for the day in summer. If you’ve never tried to supervise little girls, I’d suggest avoiding it. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739/580 "2009-04-01T21:35:19Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Yeah, it’s off. Guin came over to defend Ruby’s “honor” and I was just really mean to Guin, so much so that I’m embarrassed about it. I’m sorry Guin. Still not sorry about Jodi the high and mighty though. And her sock Ruby. (JSGoddess has had a crappy year, which I’d forgotten about.) What has my crappy year to do with you being an idiot? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-rover-red-rover-send-rand-rover-over/490739.md?page=30)