# Reddit users can really bring the funny **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 18, 2021, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286 "2021-12-18T16:07:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2022, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/21 "2022-01-22T14:13:43Z")
_ **What is the most beautiful song you’ve ever heard?** _ -Father and Son, by Cat Stevens –This is my family’s “when we all listen to this together we are all balling by the end of it” song —Bawling ----Roll Tide! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/22 "2022-01-25T11:54:53Z")
**Women who like women, what do you look for in a woman?** -Someone about the same size as me, so if the relationship works out our wardrobes double. –My gf’s tiny feet are a constant annoyance to me. She’s the same size and height but teeeny tiny feet. —Sorry to hear that she isn’t your sole mate. ----Wait, lesbians can be dads? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/23 "2022-05-09T22:34:31Z")
In a thread asking for tips on attending a strip club: -Don’t jump up on the stage –I saw a guy do that. It was winter in a cold, Canadian city, and they just threw him outside —What were they supposed to do, wait for summer? ----Summer wasn’t coming on stage for another 15 minutes ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/24 "2022-07-11T21:41:14Z")
In a thread about nicknames: -My Grandfather’s name is Richard, how do you get Dick from that? –Ask your grandmother ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/25 "2022-07-14T20:27:02Z")
These comments (from the subreddit Too Afraid To Ask) made me laugh. [A question about armpits](https://imgur.com/a/OI95W0x) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/26 "2022-10-23T11:49:52Z")
In the TooAfraidToAsk thread, a 24 year old was asking about anal sex with concerns that bowel contents may make an appearance. Response: _You can’t just walk into poop’s house and be upset if they’re home._ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/27 "2023-05-14T18:21:38Z")
A Redditer was asking for help deciphering their electrical panel. One of the circuits was labeled “GDO”. - Do you know what GDO stands for? –98% it’s Garage Door Opener —What’s the other 2% ----God Damned Oven ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/28 "2023-11-06T14:09:57Z")
Q: Those who have been shot, what did it feel like? —My mom said it felt like having a piece of fire in her arm. ------I guess that’s why they’re called firearms. ---
**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/29 "2023-11-08T14:10:38Z")
In the boating subreddit, a user posted a picture of his trailered boat in the driveway. Somehow, an arrow had been shot into one of the seats and he was dismayed over how it could have happened. Best comment: “Message for you sir!” ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/30 "2023-11-11T21:23:37Z")
In a discussion about high level athletes: > - People just don’t understand that professional (or soon to be professional) athletes are on a whole different playing field than the average person. And on a whole other level from other practitioners of their sport. This is impressive but not because she beat a non pro. It’s impressive because she’s showcasing her skill. > > > As a d3 runner, even the d3/d1 difference is mind blowing. > > > > > A difference of at least 2d. [https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/17shs0l/100\_yard\_dash/](https://old.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/17shs0l/100_yard_dash/) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/31 "2023-11-12T01:25:41Z")
How do those leather belts that weight lifter wear help them? -The belt gives the lifter something to brace against when they lift –It’s similar to the mechanism that makes your willy go stiff but with air instead of blood —So you’re saying if I get a little championship belt…. ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/32 "2025-08-05T18:13:49Z")
Simply remembering this from last night had me cracking up at my desk today. ‘I found him charming.’ They took down the reddit post but this is the clip: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/8ka7YgF3YbU/maxresdefault.jpg "Comedian Erica Rhodes delivers big laughs, leaving Dan and Robin speechless!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ka7YgF3YbU) ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/33 "2025-12-05T17:09:26Z")
Cripes, this has me giggling from last night. The dreamy Sedasian cutscene, rhyming cancer with ‘takin’ off your pants, sir,’ the Journey musical number. [Reddit - The heart of the internet](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1pdz1ll/this_video_should_be_shown_before_every/) ---
**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/34 "2025-12-06T05:06:13Z")
I had a colonoscopy done a month ago. Nobody sang to me. I wuz robbed! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/35 "2026-02-11T20:27:13Z")
Why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such? What if I want psychoactive ham? –Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your thrice-baked potato. ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/36 "2026-02-11T21:45:10Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such? What if I want psychoactive ham? > > –Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your thrice-baked potato. So true! Where are the crispy bacon edibles! ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2026, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/37 "2026-02-28T20:12:58Z")
Another clip that keeps me coming back: > This is why I have social anxiety > [https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rcqq6c/this\_is\_why\_i\_have\_social\_anxiety/](https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rcqq6c/this_is_why_i_have_social_anxiety/) The elevator buttons say "I’ll just go F\*cm Myself,’ lol. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/38 "2026-04-08T20:11:00Z")
[![](https://i.ibb.co/8DJpb2J4/Eyelids.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/8DJpb2J4/Eyelids.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/39 "2026-04-09T22:05:12Z")
An ass lid actually might be pretty useful. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286/40 "2026-04-09T23:41:51Z")
As awful as they would be had the Redditors not actually _asked_ for them, the roasts in the Roast Me subreddits are usually pretty damn witty. Link: [Reddit - Please wait for verification](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reddit-users-can-really-bring-the-funny/956286.md?page=1)