# RedFury, Xploder: shame on you **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 18, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536 "2005-08-18T03:31:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/101 "2005-08-18T22:38:00Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Fair enough. But since I don’t even know what your worldviews _are_, I’m not sure what our differences might be. > _:::head down, kicks rock:::_ > > Well…alright, I s’ppose we can share. > > No shit?! :eek: > > Methinks I’ll call it “Revenge Of The Turds.” Well, mainly, NOBODY on this board knows what I believe, therefore, I can’t be safely stuck in the liberal/conservative camp. Then again, maybe the fact that I rarely post anymore might have something to do with it. And, on, second, glance, I, use, a, lot, of, fucking, commas. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/102 "2005-08-18T23:01:48Z")
Is it wrong that I still keep expecting someone to come in and hijack this? ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/103 "2005-08-18T23:19:50Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > Is it wrong that I still keep expecting someone to come in and hijack this? Yes. It is wrong. Very, very wrong. Please don’t make me start with the damn commas again. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/104 "2005-08-18T23:42:44Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > Nope. Sorry you misinterpreted the qualifyer, **duffer**. I put that in specifically because I did not want the phrase “people like you” to be interpreted as an anti-religious comment; it was meant to reference “people who get all righteously indignant that there would be insults on the internet!!! in the Pit!!!” No jab at Christians intended. See? I can misread with the best of them! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/105 "2005-08-18T23:44:43Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > On another note, there’s a suspended label now? Back in my day you just had a big BANNED slapped on you. [Dana Carvey as the old curmudgeon on SNL]It said BANNED back then! And we LIKED it! Dammit, we LOVED it![/DCATOCOSNL] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/106 "2005-08-19T00:20:16Z")
> [@Queen Tonya](#): > > That’s hot. > > How _you_ doin’? 😉 I just cut and pasted the text from my personal ad. Are you telling me there was something wrong with it? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/107 "2005-08-19T00:25:07Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > And, on, second, glance, I, use, a, lot, of, fucking, commas. :dubious: Have you been spending much time with **Scott Plaid** lately? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/108 "2005-08-19T00:35:30Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > :dubious: > > Have you been spending much time with **Scott Plaid** lately? > > :eek: Nah. If that were the case, I would just go ahead and say…wait for it… I WIN ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/109 "2005-08-19T01:17:48Z")
While I don’t seem to share much in common with **Liberal** the poster, I feel for the man as any human should to another. For him, I wish nothing but happiness, should he be on this planet for one day or ten thousand. That being said, I fee guilty that this: > [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Hey, whether he’s a lyin’ schmuck or a dyin’ schmuck, he’s still a schmuck. made me laugh out loud. Peace - DESk ---
**Author:** ![SlyFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SlyFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlyFrog)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/110 "2005-08-19T01:53:46Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > Is it wrong that I still keep expecting someone to come in and hijack this? We could kill two birds with one stone: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. Did anyone see yesterday’s episode? Is Marlena really dying, or is she faking it again? Or has she been possessed by the devil again, who is making her fake her death? Will John be able to complete the exorcism in time? ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/111 "2005-08-19T02:25:09Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > Well, mainly, NOBODY on this board knows what I believe, therefore, I can’t be safely stuck in the liberal/conservative camp. Ha! Think you can fool me, and you’re right, you probably could. But no one, and I do mean _no one_, gets by the world-renowned sluth and commie-hunter, **duffer**. See, I didn’t notice this morning as I barely had time to repond to the OP, but now, taking the time to read the whole thread it’s evident that you’ve been outed. To wit, World-renowned Sluth, [writes on the very first page](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6485362&postcount=31): > [@duffer](#): > > Well, I won’t mention which of the two you pitted that I’m referring to, but Liberal being a non-rabid-Communist, though sometimes misguided, will always incur half of the people mentioned in your OP Since I am an openly, Zapatero voting, card-carrying member of the ruling PSOE party in Spain, _clearly_ a man of such well-earned repute couldn’t possibly be taking about _me_. Further, although I admit to getting incresingly foggy in my old age – if curious, just ask, I’ll list all of my ailments, including the most painful of all, located in the wallet section of the buttocks – half of two is still one, right? Who does that leave? Huh? Huh? Ya commie rat-bastard! To the wall I say! Great job, **duffer**. He sure had _me_ going, good thing True American Patriots such as yourself are ever vigilant to the ominious threats facing your great nation. I think I’ll sleep easier 2nite. Of course, no telling if I’ll make it through the night. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/112 "2005-08-19T02:31:15Z")
> [@Hentor the Barbarian](#): > > ☹ > But hey, I’ve got lumps on my arms, legs and torso (they’re called lipomas, and are entirely benign - I’ve even had one removed and checked out), and I have high cholesterol, and I’m getting soft in the middle, and my father died from cancer, and my hairline is receding, and I don’t exercise enough! Attend to me! Attend to me! > > I want multiple threads about me! Oh fuck you! My head is completely bald, but from the neck down I look like Chewbacca. I have bad breath, I sweat constantly (and it reeks,) and my nostrils are larger than that guy’s from breakfast club. They are so large in fact that gay gays proposition me for nasal sex. My eyes are two differnt colors and I have a hangnail on my big tow that would make you leave the room crying. I went to Alaska in the spring and they have some fucking bug up there that lays its eggs in your skin, and while you have your cute little lipomas, I got these suppurating cysts with little worms coming out of them. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/113 "2005-08-19T02:32:28Z")
…on second thought, at least I’m not Spanish, so I guess I oughtta be grateful. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/114 "2005-08-19T02:37:54Z")
> [@](#): > > **Scylla** said: > I got these suppurating cysts with little worms coming out of them. You think you got it bad? I’m one of those worms! ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/115 "2005-08-19T02:42:05Z")
Oh and BTW, what’s with all the wisecracks, some of you fuckers have me practically laughing my ass-off – and since regrettably, for reasons of yet another another sad story that I won’t get into here (but will gladdly tell if prodded, just not in the ass) there’s really not that much of it left. Hint: In my wasted youth I dated Lorena Bobbit for a spell. Baad idea, lucky for me, poor execution her part. So can we get back to some real vitriol here or what? Don’t think **Sensei Spiritus** will be happy when and if he returns to this thread. And then we’re _all_ in deep dodoo. Fear the wrath, people! _:::shudder:::_ Just saying… ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/116 "2005-08-19T02:43:23Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > …on second thought, at least I’m not Spanish, so I guess I oughtta be grateful. Wrong. I is we who count our blessings. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/117 "2005-08-19T02:50:00Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Wrong. I is we who count our blessings. 😃 “I is we?” Are you speaking for some kind of Spanish hive mind gestalt organism, or are you simply suffering from plurality issues? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/118 "2005-08-19T02:51:25Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > …on second thought, at least I’m not Spanish, so I guess I oughtta be grateful. > > 😉 I dunno, if I were Spanish I could be tall, slim, able to gracefully move about the dance floor with one of them hot dark-eyed ladies in a peasant blouse, have a charming accent… But! Wait! > [@RedFury](#): > > I’ll list all of my ailments, including the most painful of all, located in the wallet section of the buttocks – half of two is still one, right? Spaniards only got one buttock! :eek: Maybe I’ll turn Argentinian instead. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/119 "2005-08-19T02:53:44Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > “I is we?” > > Are you speaking for some kind of Spanish hive mind gestalt organism, or are you simply suffering from plurality issues? From a mandate position. Something you should be well acquainted with. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536/120 "2005-08-19T02:56:43Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Wrong. I is we who count our blessings. 😃 I is wee? as you are – he? as twee are me And we are all together [Goo goo g’ joob](http://www.absc.usgs.gov/research/walrus/pwid/walrus.JPG) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redfury-xploder-shame-on-you/317536.md?page=7)