# Redheads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254 "2001-03-24T00:50:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/1 "2001-03-24T00:50:16Z")
How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something. How do you get a redhead’s mood to change? Wait 10 seconds. If you love a Redhead, set her free … if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girl-friend in the hospital— she’s yours. What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha? The piranha. They only attack in schools. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend? She has scratched “stay off MY TURF!” on his back with her nails. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Normal. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A redhead! How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor. Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way and the other is to let her have it. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/2 "2001-03-24T01:26:00Z")
**Ahem** * * * I’m the luckiest woman in the world! [Click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1207530#post1207530) to find out why. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/3 "2001-03-24T01:30:14Z")
(With apologies to Shayna and redheads the world over.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/4 "2001-03-24T01:34:28Z")
I don’t get it, I thought they were really funny, but when I sent them to my wife (a redhead), she just growled. ---
**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/5 "2001-03-24T02:08:28Z")
The truth hurts, soul… that’s why… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/6 "2001-03-24T02:14:59Z")
FREAKY!!! I replaced the word “redhead” in every joke with my girlfriend’s name, and it was just as funny every time! > [@](#): > > How do you get \ to argue with you? > Say something. > > How do you get \ to change her mood? > wait 10 seconds. and so on. The really scary thing is that she agreed…Yikes. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/7 "2001-03-24T02:17:28Z")
sheesh…I was doing the same for Mrs X and Persephone 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/8 "2001-03-24T02:22:23Z")
Hehe. As a confirmed redhead, **Weirddave** I want you to get your butt over here & tell me that to my face. Dare ya. 😃 I especially agree with #1 & #6. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/9 "2001-03-24T02:52:53Z")
As a woman whose best friends call her The Diva and who is a green eyed redhead… Yes it’s true-and what are you going to do about it? The sig says it all… ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/10 "2001-03-24T03:59:24Z")
Y’know, all you “supposed” redheads really need to back up your claims by posting pics for us to determine if you’re really a redhead or not. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/11 "2001-03-24T04:08:56Z")
\<\<\<\\>\>\>\> And exactly why should I have to prove anything to you? \<\<\\>\> ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/12 "2001-03-24T04:17:28Z")
**HEY!** ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/13 "2001-03-24T04:27:05Z")
Well, that earned you a smack next time I see you, Dave… ---
**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/14 "2001-03-24T05:00:59Z")
What’s the mating call of a blonde? I’m soooo drunk! What’s the mating call of a brunette? Is that blonde bitch gone yet? What’s the mating call of a redhead? NEXT! (told to me by a true redhead) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/15 "2001-03-24T05:31:17Z")
Like my ex-fiancee used to say… You can sleep with a blond. You can can sleep with a brunette. However… you’ll NEVER get any sleep with a redhead. ---
**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/16 "2001-03-24T05:56:09Z")
[[What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Normal.]] I resemble that remark. - Jill ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/17 "2001-03-24T06:34:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > > \*\*You can sleep with a blond. > > You can can sleep with a brunette. > > However… you’ll NEVER get any sleep with a redhead. \*\* Woo Hoo!!! You tell 'em, girl! * * * I’m the luckiest woman in the world! [Click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1207530#post1207530) to find out why. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/18 "2001-03-24T06:48:00Z")
How do you know when a redhead is done having sex with you? She unties you. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/19 "2001-03-24T07:14:54Z")
To quote (as best as he can remember) The Boss: “Man, I don’t care how many girls you dated You ain’t lived till you’ve had your tires rotated By a red-headed woman.” I survived a six-year marriage to a redhead, though the broken fifth vertabrae still acts up on occasion. Isaac Asimov once described Virginia Heinlein, RAH’s wife, as a “Rock-Ribbed, Right-Wing Republican Redhead.” Done rambling. Let the jokes continue. Sir ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/20 "2001-03-24T07:17:08Z")
**HEY!** (Did I already say that?) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254.md?page=2)