# Redheads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254 "2001-03-24T00:50:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/21 "2001-03-24T08:05:51Z")
Oh my. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/22 "2001-03-24T11:26:35Z")
You’ve heard the saying that “the quickest way to a man’s heart is through is stomach?” Pah. Us redheads know that the quickest way to a man’s heart is right through his ribcage. [sub]…and don’t think I haven’t stolen a few that way…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/23 "2001-03-24T16:15:29Z")
“How do you know a redhead has found your thread?” From the bootprint on your ASS. 😛 (Although I doubt that one is supporting a case of non-violent redheadedness…) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*How do you know when a redhead is done having sex with you? > > She unties you. \*\* Well…you don’t have nothing to worry about then, Weird… Gee, we seem pretty popular [HERE.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51797) And ChiefScott didn’t mind the redheads [HERE.](http://www.geocities.com/liam_irisheyes/norfolk/ootback2.html) ---
**Author:** ![BuzzDoctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BuzzDoctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuzzDoctor)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/24 "2001-03-24T16:26:46Z")
As male member of the RH breed, I declare all above statements to be accurate and true. Especially the part about the hammer in the monitor. Been there - Hammered that. Buzz ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/25 "2001-03-24T17:43:48Z")
**LMAO!** Even though I am redhead **growl** **Persephone** , please can I use that as my sig? Liked that one \ ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/26 "2001-03-24T20:07:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badge \* > **What’s the mating call of a blonde? > I’m soooo drunk!** > > What’s the mating call of a brunette? > Is that blonde bitch gone yet? > > 🙂 **HEY!!!** As a natural blonde, I _resent_ that! You can ask Mr Bear, I don’t like to get drunk. And, I have never needed a drink to get me in the mood. 😛 **Hardygrrl** said: > [@](#): > > Like my ex-fiancee used to say… > > You can sleep with a blond. > > You can can sleep with a brunette. > > However… you’ll NEVER get any sleep with a redhead. Oh, _ **YEAH???** _ Says WHO? I bet Mr Bear would disagree with that. 😃 And, **Dave** , just you wait till we get you to Texas! Maidenunicorn\ and I\ will just have to… _shhh! wait and find out!_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/27 "2001-03-24T20:27:44Z")
Purplebear…I don’t know where my ex heard that line originally BUT after asking my exes(especially the ones who call back years later) it must be true. The ex-fiancee once said “Tanya, you’ve got the sex drive of a sixteen year old boy…and I’d like that IF you’d let me rest once in a while.” ---
**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/28 "2001-03-24T20:42:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*How do you know when a redhead is done having sex with you? > > She unties you. \*\* No, no, no. You have it wrong. That’s “she unties you **IF** she’s _finished_ with you. Or _WHEN_.” 😃 **Peta** said: > [@](#): > > Well…you don’t have nothing to worry about then, Weird… Quite the contrary, my dear. he most certainly _ **DOES** _ have something to worry about when he gets here to Texas. [sup]_hehehehee… don’t you, my sweet man?_[/sup] 😉 I also happen to know a very sweet blonde\ who lives in NY that will find out more about this certain redhead come summer. _[sup]you know just who I mean, don’t you, lurker?_[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/29 "2001-03-24T21:04:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > Purplebear…I don’t know where my ex heard that line originally BUT after asking my exes(especially the ones who call back years later) it must be true. > > _That’s ok, I always knew I was the exception to the rule._ 😉 > > The ex-fiancee once said “Tanya, you’ve got the sex drive of a sixteen year old boy…and I’d like that IF you’d let me rest once in a while.” Funny, Mr Bear said that same thing to me, just last night. :o 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/30 "2001-03-24T21:08:09Z")
Oh, dear. That’s what I get for letting maidenunicorn post from my puter while she’s here. Please disregard that last post, it was from **purplebear** , _not_ **maidenunicorn**. Now that I’ve completely scandalized the SDMB, I shall slink off, hanging my head in shame… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/31 "2001-03-24T21:13:42Z")
And in case anyone decides to wonder what goes on in my house, no, **maidenunicorn** doesn’t sleep with us. She sleeps _by herself_ in our guest room. [sup]_still can’t believe I did that, and with **that** post, no less! Shudders_[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/32 "2001-03-25T00:16:13Z")
For all the attention given the famous redhead temper… Tha main thing is, we Never Forget… Heh heh heh heh heh Heh Heh. Luv Ya, Dave! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/33 "2001-03-25T01:12:26Z")
**eirroc:** You certainly may use that as a sig, but it’s not a Persephone original. Just so’s ya know. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/34 "2001-03-25T03:46:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*Y’know, all you “supposed” redheads really need to back up your claims by posting pics for us to determine if you’re really a redhead or not. 🙂 \*\* Please take the the nearest link to the people pages and keep all limbs and appendages inside the vehicle until it has come to a complete stop. And yes, the curtains match the carpet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/35 "2001-03-25T03:51:34Z")
And I just remembered, **andygirl** gave me a hammer specifically for my ill-tempered, but not quite evil, computer. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/36 "2001-03-25T04:50:21Z")
It’s all coming back to me now…hair…red hair…Yes! Now I remember I had red hair before my premature kojackulation revealed my Picardesque skull in all it’s magnificence. Hmmm…there was that time outside the Ambassador’s residence in Saigon in 1959 and also when I was a Radio Shack Manager getting a haircut by the District Manager in 1983. Ahhh… me and my red hair. We were best buds. Those were the days! [http://www.ezy.net/~cpeek/redhead.jpg](http://www.ezy.net/~cpeek/redhead.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/37 "2001-03-25T07:39:29Z")
Please…the Redhead has no mating call. She just lures males near and conks them on the head and drags them off to do what ever with them. Persephone, as a redhead, you should know the the fastest way **is** through the stomach…the ribs tend to stop knife blades. As for me…[Homer Simpson]Redheads…[/Homer] ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/38 "2001-03-25T14:29:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\*And in case anyone decides to wonder what goes on in my house, no, **maidenunicorn** doesn’t sleep with us. She sleeps _by herself_ in our guest room. > \*\* A redhead sleeping by herself? You expect us to believe that? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/39 "2001-03-25T14:43:17Z")
**Narile:** That’s true. But I don’t usually use a knife. I prefer a bare-handed slam right through the chest. Nothing quite as satsifying as the sound of ribs snapping under your fist, and the feel of a still-beating heart throbbing in your hands. Ahhhh. 😃 **astro:** “Premature kojackulation”? You owe me some money. Used up a whole pacakge of Handi-Wipes cleaning up the coffee I spewed all over the monito and keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/40 "2001-03-25T17:34:48Z")
> [@](#): > > How do you get a redhead to argue with you? > Say something. _ **AND??** _ Are you looking for a fight? Uh? UH? [sub]Arden, whose red hair has gotten darker as she’s gotten older.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254.md?page=3)