# Redheads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254 "2001-03-24T00:50:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/41 "2001-03-25T19:23:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by maidenunicorn41 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* \*\* > > \*\*How do you know when a redhead is done having sex with you? > > > > She unties you. \*\* > > No, no, no. You have it wrong. That’s “she unties you **IF** she’s _finished_ with you. Or _WHEN_.” 😃 > > Quite the contrary, my dear. he most certainly _ **DOES** _ have something to worry about when he gets here to Texas. > > [sup]_hehehehee… don’t you, my sweet man?_[/sup] 😉 > I also happen to know a very sweet blonde\ who lives in NY that will find out more about this certain redhead come summer. > > _[sup]you know just who I mean, don’t you, lurker?_[/sup] > > ``` > Yeah, and if Dave vanishes off the face of the earth, I'm moving to one of those square flyover states and hiding.... > > ``` > > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/42 "2001-03-25T19:32:29Z")
We redheads have lots more fun than blondes, too… And we demand that anyone with us has fun too. GOT IT??? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/43 "2001-03-26T01:42:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Well, that earned you a smack next time I see you, Dave… \*\* Yeah, but you know he’ll like it;) ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/44 "2001-03-26T15:11:32Z")
Okay, this thread has me extremely curious! How many natural female redheads are there in the SDMB? Come on, fess up! I am a sucker for a redheaded woman. IMHO, they are the pinnacle of female evolution, and the epitome of perfection! ## O Vidi Vici Veni! ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Walter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@Sweet\_Walter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Walter)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/45 "2001-03-26T21:54:15Z")
Two old guys are sitting on a park bench watching women go by. "That blond is good lookin’, ever sleep wit a blond? “Yep.” “Look at that brunette, ever sleep with a brunette?” “Yep.” “Hey, there’s a redhead, ever sleep with a redhead?” “Never a wink.” Red heads, mmmm…mm! They’ve talked me into doin’ stuff I aught to be ashamed of. And it was worth it. Every time. ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/46 "2001-03-26T23:25:22Z")
How is being married to a red head similar to going through a hurricane? Either way, there goes the trailer house. ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/47 "2001-03-27T01:41:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > \*\*I am a sucker for a redheaded woman. IMHO, they are the pinnacle of female evolution, and the epitome of perfection! > \*\* Oh, flattery will get you everywhere 😉 Of the many redheads here, I am one of the natural ones. Got the freckles to prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/48 "2001-03-27T10:30:34Z")
\*\<;o) ## O Vidi Vici Veni! ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/49 "2001-03-27T11:17:45Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by palmyra_ > **Of the many redheads here, I am one of the natural ones. Got the freckles to prove it.** **palmyra** , if mines would just join up to one another I’d have an _awsome_ tan 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/50 "2001-03-28T03:04:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > \*\*Okay, this thread has me extremely curious! How many natural female redheads are there in the SDMB? Come on, fess up! > \*\* I was born with mine…unfortunately, I was also born with the skin that goes with it. No tans for this girl! Otherwise, I in no way shape or form resemble ANY remarks made by anyone in this thread pertaining to redheads. [sub]well, maybe just a few…\*\* Scotti ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/51 "2001-03-28T04:13:31Z")
Hey Scotticher, you are one of the best looking redheads on the board, plus a few others, and there hasn’t been many redheads that I didn’t like (except the ex-wife of course…the little b\*\*\*\*). And I have yet to meet a dumb blonde…still waiting, who knows, maybe I’ll get lucky. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/52 "2001-03-28T06:27:52Z")
:o Aw, sweetie, you say the NICEST things! [sub]I like you, too![/sub] Scotti ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/53 "2001-03-28T07:05:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*:o > > Aw, sweetie, you say the NICEST things! \*\* **blush** > [@](#): > > \*\* > > [sub]I like you, too![/sub] \*\* _BLUSH BLUSH_ > [@](#): > > \*\* > > Scotti \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/54 "2001-03-28T14:59:31Z")
So, Scotticher… Where can I see the pic that pipefitter obviously has seen? ## O Vidi Vici Veni! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/55 "2001-03-29T05:21:33Z")
Kind of you to ask, **Oicu812** … I think the pic that my sweetie **pipefitter** refers to is on the people pages, to which I cannot give you a link because I can’t seem to figure out how. But I think there is an active thread here in MPSIMS. Please don’t expect Nicole Kidman, though… **pipefitter** is being EXTREMELY kind here. [sub]he is SUCH a dollface![/sub] 🙂 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/56 "2001-03-29T06:09:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \ **pipefitter** is being EXTREMELY kind here. **Scotti** , darlin, I think you are _such_ a babe and really shouldn’t sell yourself short like that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/57 "2001-03-29T08:06:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Kind of you to ask, **Oicu812** … > > I think the pic that my sweetie **pipefitter** refers to is on the people pages, to which I cannot give you a link because I can’t seem to figure out how. But I think there is an active thread here in MPSIMS. > > Please don’t expect Nicole Kidman, though… **pipefitter** is being EXTREMELY kind here. > > [sub]he is SUCH a dollface![/sub] > > 🙂 > > Scotti > > **pipefitter** is being extremely truthful here! :\* 😉 > > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/58 "2001-03-29T15:11:33Z")
And you are **MUCH** too hard on yourself. You are quite beautiful. O ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/59 "2001-06-22T14:14:32Z")
[ba-da-bump] ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254/60 "2001-06-24T17:22:23Z")
Hey Ginger! How are **you** doing? (since Oicu812 isn’t in evidence) 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/redheads/59254.md?page=4)