# Reeder. It looks like you're using us for your amusement. (Pretty tame)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 11, 2004, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295 "2004-12-11T10:11:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/1 "2004-12-11T10:11:13Z")

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**Reeder** , I’ve bitten my tongue for so long I’m able to speak 4 different tongues at once. (Though my wife kinda likes it)

In just the latest Pit thread you opened, you again confirmed my suspicions. In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=291241) thread, you give a simple link with an 8 word OP. No rant, no follow up, no ideas of the story in whole. Just 8 words to get the party started.

Like many of your Pits, it’s a vehicle to get other Dopers to argue points while you sit back and smile and jump in with a few lines here and there that really don’t add anything to what’s being discussed. Other than a few jabs towards Bush, I don’t see much of an argument about the Admins positions and yours and how they are diametrically different.

In other forums, I actually enjoy some of your posts. In the one concerning inappropriate holiday movies, you were the forst to mention the perfect one in _Silent Night, Deadly Night_. And I was the first to say it was perfect for the discussion. But get to the Pit, and all bets are off.

I can’t possibly slog through all your posts to find these, but you know damn well you have repeatedly said you’re neither a Republican nor Democrat. And I’ve called you on this before with no response.

Every single political rant I’ve seen you open has been to bitch about the Republicans. Or as you say “repugs”. Not only have I never seen a Pit thread from you about the Dems, but I’ve never seen you come up with a pithy nickname for them. So what is it? Are you a Dem and too ashamed to say so? Or are you really against both parties? Dopering minds want to know! Where exactly do you stand so we know what viewpoint you’re taking? Hell, we have open Communists here. Just let us know where you’re coming from.

I have the feeling you sit in front of 3 computers waiting for the latest feed from the Democratic Underground to come in to rant about it here. That’s fine. I’d just appreciate a rant every now and then instead of a link and “seed idea” to get everyone going instead of you.

Thanks for your time.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/2 "2004-12-11T11:14:30Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> In just the latest Pit thread you opened, you again confirmed my suspicions. In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=291241) thread, you give a simple link with an 8 word OP. No rant, no follow up, no ideas of the story in whole. Just 8 words to get the party started.

Yeah, that’s your standard Reeder Rant[sup]TM[/sup] right there.

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**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/3 "2004-12-11T11:31:16Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> So what is it? Are you a Dem and too ashamed to say so? Or are you really against both parties?

To paraphrase Trey Parker and Matt Stone, maybe he hates liberals, but he really hates conservatives.  
I know that’s my position.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/4 "2004-12-11T12:26:40Z")

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> [@continuity eror](#):
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> To paraphrase Trey Parker and Matt Stone, maybe he hates liberals, but he really hates conservatives.  
> I know that’s my position.

He says he does, but since I have yet to see a rant about any liberals, I have to assume he favors one over the other. And since there are no rants about liberals, the claim of not liking either seems a little suspect. Wouldn’t you agree?

What if I said I hate all dual-name Dopers with names starting with “c” and “e”, but refused to tell you in which order the letters appear? Would that ambiguity be acceptable?

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/5 "2004-12-11T12:46:18Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> He says he does, but since I have yet to see a rant about any liberals, I have to assume he favors one over the other. And since there are no rants about liberals, the claim of not liking either seems a little suspect. Wouldn’t you agree?

I didn’t see **Reeder** making this claim.

> [@duffer](#):
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> What if I said I hate all dual-name Dopers with names starting with “c” and “e”, but refused to tell you in which order the letters appear? Would that ambiguity be acceptable?

Go for it. It’d make as much sense as the rest of what you post.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/6 "2004-12-11T12:52:34Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> I didn’t see **Reeder** making this claim.

You must be the only one. (And how did I know you’d be here to try to stir it up? Weakly)

Let’s wait for **Reeder** to deny it. He’s usually honest enough that I trust he’ll reassert it. If not, I have all weekend to wade through previous posts. **Desmo** , shut the fuck up before you spout shit you can’t back up. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/7 "2004-12-11T13:01:31Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> You must be the only one. (And how did I know you’d be here to try to stir it up? Weakly)

All you have to do is quote where **Reeder** says that he dislikes both liberals and conservatives. Shouldn’t be that hard for you to do, eh, genius?

> [@duffer](#):
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> Let’s wait for **Reeder** to deny it.

Deny what, exactly?

> [@duffer](#):
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> He’s usually honest enough that I trust he’ll **re** assert it.

**Re** assert what?

> [@duffer](#):
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> If not, I have all weekend to wade through previous posts.

Wade away.

> [@duffer](#):
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> **Desmo** , shut the fuck up before you spout shit you can’t back up. :dubious:

Well, I can see _someone_ in this thread spouting shit he can’t back up _already_. I don’t think it’s me, though.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/8 "2004-12-11T13:02:58Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> It’d make as much sense as the rest of what you post.

And of course, you see my name and just have to get some sort of lame response/pseudo-insult in there. You’re a joke and you’ve proven it. This was the best insult you could come up with in a thread I started that had nothing to do with you? Taking a line I typed that was in context and quoting it entirely out of context?

**Desmo** , I have no time for you. Frankly, I’m more concerned with how my carpet thinks of me than whether you would ever save me from drowning. You’re just not important to me. Sorry to burst your bubble. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/9 "2004-12-11T13:05:27Z")

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Wait. I thought everyone knew that **Reeder** is a flaming leftist. There’s confusion on this issue? Is everybody stupid except me, or is it the other way around?

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/10 "2004-12-11T13:07:24Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> All you have to do is quote where **Reeder** says that he dislikes both liberals and conservatives. Shouldn’t be that hard for you to do, eh, genius?

Not hard at all, though there are _ **750 PAGES OF RESPONSES FOR REEDER!** _.

Maybe I’ll wait for him to deny it before wading through the slog.  
Man, I knew you were an asshole, but dipshit is now included. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/11 "2004-12-11T13:10:39Z")

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> [@Priceguy](#):
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> Wait. I thought everyone knew that **Reeder** is a flaming leftist. There’s confusion on this issue? Is everybody stupid except me, or is it the other way around?

No. **Reeder** has said he’s neither left nor right. Rep nor Dem, Cons nor Lib.

If I must, I can find some posts. I know one was at least in the last 3 months. But I trust he’ll say the same. Otherwise, I’ll have to bust him and **Desmo** in a much less civil thread.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/12 "2004-12-11T13:22:08Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> No. **Reeder** has said he’s neither left nor right. Rep nor Dem, Cons nor Lib.
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> If I must, I can find some posts.

Yes, you must. You fucking moron.

> [@duffer](#):
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> I know one was at least in the last 3 months. But I trust he’ll say the same. Otherwise, I’ll have to bust him and **Desmo** in a much less civil thread.

Bust away.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/13 "2004-12-11T13:31:41Z")

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> [@Desmostylus](#):
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> Yes, you must. You fucking moron.Bust away.

Patience you dipshit. It won’t be done tonight. And certainly not in the next few hours.

Listen closely feltcher. I…am…waiting…for… **Reeder** …to…hit…this…thread…to…deny…what…I…said.

Why you think I’d be bullied into something from you is beyond comprehension. **Reeder** , **elucidator** , **Diogenes** , **LHoD** , **Miller** , **rjung** , and **jshore** would all be trusted with my newborn before I trusted so much as a weather report from you.

Keep talking punk. It has little more effect on me than whether I use 3 or 4 swipes to clean my ass after taking a Desmo.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/14 "2004-12-11T13:35:58Z")

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I don’t know about **Reeder** ’s political leanings but I do know that I have seen posts where he refers to “repugs and dims”, so I had assumed he hated all politicians.

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**Author:** ![Razishlyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Razishlyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razishlyat)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/15 "2004-12-11T13:36:26Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> And since there are no rants about liberals, the claim of not liking either seems a little suspect.

1. Define liberal

2. Isn’t the whole point of the Pit to incite arguments? Why are you so concerned about Reeder taking one side? Is there some requirement that for every 10 right-wing flames he makes, he must make at least 1 left-wing flame?

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/16 "2004-12-11T13:37:09Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> Patience you dipshit. It won’t be done tonight. And certainly not in the next few hours.
> 
> Listen closely feltcher. I…am…waiting…for… **Reeder** …to…hit…this…thread…to…deny…what…I…said.
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> Why you think I’d be bullied into something from you is beyond comprehension. **Reeder** , **elucidator** , **Diogenes** , **LHoD** , **Miller** , **rjung** , and **jshore** would all be trusted with my newborn before I trusted so much as a weather report from you.
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> Keep talking punk. It has little more effect on me than whether I use 3 or 4 swipes to clean my ass after taking a Desmo.

So you can’t back up what you’ve said. You’ve got nothing. What a surprise.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/17 "2004-12-11T13:44:47Z")

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Geez…settle down son you’ll bust a blood vein if you aren’t careful.

What I do in the pit is I rant my way. I am not as verbose as many of our esteemed dopers. I just post to get things out. I actually don’t really care if anyone responds to them as long as they are read.

I have never said I was neither left or right. I’m about as far left as you can be and still see the center.

I have upon occasion referred to the left side of the aisle as “dims”

I mostly bash the right because that is where 99% of the bullshit comes from. It’s not so much that I support left leaning politicos but I don’t see them doing much that IMHO would hurt our country.

I don’t believe our government as it is being run now from both sides has our countries best interests at heart.

I will do my best to flesh out my rants from this point on.

But do…please settle down.

And it’s true…I am neither a repug or a dim.

All the best.

Randy

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**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/18 "2004-12-11T13:54:07Z")

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**Reeder** , what _is_ your favoured political position? Authoritarian or libertarian? Economic left or right? Isolationist or interventionist?

Even if you say “centrist”, that would put you as an American _way_ left of, say, me.

Out of interest, what is your Political Compass score?

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**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/19 "2004-12-11T13:58:55Z")

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_Erratum_: the US ‘centre’ is way **right** of me, of course.

[Political spectra in general](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_spectrum).  
[The Political Compass[sup]TM[/sup]](http://www.politicalcompass.org/) test.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-it-looks-like-youre-using-us-for-your-amusement-pretty-tame/279295/20 "2004-12-11T14:06:04Z")

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> [@SentientMeat](#):
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> **Reeder** , what _is_ your favoured political position? Authoritarian or libertarian? Economic left or right? Isolationist or interventionist?
> 
> Even if you say “centrist”, that would put you as an American _way_ left of, say, me.
> 
> Out of interest, what is your Political Compass score?

Of your picks…

Libertarian

economic left

Isolationist

Your political compass  
Economic Left/Right: -6.00  
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.36

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