# Reeder: the liberal december **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903 "2003-06-24T00:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/61 "2003-06-25T14:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*I said NEVER! \*\* Its true. I even have an appropriate Cite: > [@](#): > > [Kang and Kodos have taken the form of Bob Dole and Bill Clinton.] > Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication. > Marge: That’s Slick Willy for you, always with the smooth talk. > > * * * > > Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you? > Kang: It does not matter which way you vote! Either way your planet is doomed! Doomed! Doomed! > Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole! [http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0096697](http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0096697) As the **Revtim** said- NEVER. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/62 "2003-06-25T15:04:06Z")
And one for our conservative members: > [@](#): > > Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what’s your least favorite country? Italy or France? > Homer: France. > [Scorpio adjusts a giant laser cannon pointing towards the sky] > Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy… ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/63 "2003-06-25T15:12:21Z")
Hardly ever… [http://www.lardlad.com/assets/episodes/season5.shtml](http://www.lardlad.com/assets/episodes/season5.shtml) 9F22 - Cape Feare Somebody is sending Bart anonymous death threats through the mail. He suspects everybody in Springfield, even his family members. He soon realizes it is Sideshow Bob, who has just been released on parole. He plots revenge on Bart for sending him to jail in the first place. The family join the Witness Relocation Program and they move to Terror Lake in a house boat. Sideshow Bob straps himself underneath their car, taking him with them to their new home. The family is now known as “The Thompsons”. On their first night, Bob ties up the family except for Bart. He attempts to kill Bart but he escapes out the window. But bob has set the boat adrift, so Bart is trapped. As a last request before Bob kills him, he asks Bob to sing the entire score from the “H.M.S. Pinafore,” during which time the boat drifts back to Springfield where Chief Wiggum and the boys are waiting for him. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/64 "2003-06-25T23:12:48Z")
Bump heh heh. I’m allowed one right? ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/65 "2003-06-26T00:43:38Z")
You certainly are! In fact, I think this should become a 200 reply topic. Then again, I just came back from a party, it’s 2:50 in the morning and I’m drunk… Never mind me and carry on 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/66 "2003-06-26T00:51:15Z")
BRAINS!!! BRAAIIINNNSS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/67 "2003-06-26T01:34:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reeder \* > \*\*Bump > heh heh. > > I’m allowed one right? \*\* Allowed one? Since you are still spamming GD with your links-of-the-day, I don’t see why you would be concercerned about being ‘allowed one’. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/68 "2003-06-26T05:05:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Optihut \* > \*\*As for **Reeder** being the liberal **december** : Perhaps a liberal **december** is needed and long overdue as a counterbalance. > \*\* Yes, but then he’d have to pay royalties to **Stoid**. ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/69 "2003-06-26T06:44:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Brutus wrote: > **Allowed one? Since you are still spamming GD with your links-of-the-day, I don’t see why you would be concercerned about being ‘allowed one’.** Wah, wah, wah! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/70 "2003-06-26T10:10:15Z")
Thread Bumps: No one can eat just one. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/71 "2003-06-26T10:12:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reeder \* > \*\*Listen Wingnut doors…weaseling is a verb. A weasel is a noun. > > Got that? > > Of course you didn’t. \*\* Wow. Talk about weaseling. I mean, it take some serious chutzpah to put that forward as a serious argument. Really, just… wow. You, sir, have enormous testicles. Like beach balls. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/72 "2003-06-26T10:14:01Z")
Weaseling’s a noun, too. “This here weaseling has got to stop, dadgumit!” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903/73 "2003-06-26T13:44:05Z")
On the subject of weaseling: If I am hogging attention does that make me a hog? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reeder-the-liberal-december/183903.md?page=3)