# Registered to banned in 31 minutes! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 24, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932 "2003-11-24T03:30:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![guy\_from\_wpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@guy\_from\_wpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guy_from_wpa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/1 "2003-11-24T03:30:41Z")
Is this a record? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225087](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225087) I’m just PISSED that I didn’t get to post my witty reply! Oh, and since this is the pit: FUCK! ---
**Author:** ![guy\_from\_wpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@guy\_from\_wpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guy_from_wpa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/2 "2003-11-24T03:32:42Z")
Oh, I see he’s back: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225096](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225096) Can the record hold? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/3 "2003-11-24T03:33:29Z")
I just hope that **matt** got my e-mail. **Dion** , I see that great minds think alike: we both had the same joke about elves packing fudge. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/4 "2003-11-24T03:33:37Z")
weird When I started the thread, it wasn’t banned. I tried to post my cats breath smells like fudge and BOOM it was locked. that quicky Czarcasm! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/5 "2003-11-24T03:34:00Z")
Maybe you folks should ignore him and stop making his day? Just a thought. ---
**Author:** ![guy\_from\_wpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@guy\_from\_wpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guy_from_wpa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/6 "2003-11-24T03:35:45Z")
Like there’s something else more fun to do? ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/7 "2003-11-24T03:37:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*Maybe you folks should ignore him and stop making his day? Just a thought. \*\* But _not_ ignoring him is making _my_ day. Everyone wins! ---
**Author:** ![guy\_from\_wpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@guy\_from\_wpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guy_from_wpa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/8 "2003-11-24T03:38:50Z")
A NEW RECORD! Registered to Banned in SIX minutes. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/9 "2003-11-24T03:39:14Z")
um…what was that comment in the other thread cheddarsnax? You wanted me to _what?_ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/10 "2003-11-24T03:39:27Z")
**Revtim** , I know, I know. . . But when people start trolling, sometimes, it’s fun to snip at their line. Tripler That was a fishing joke. [sub]sorry, it sucked.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/11 "2003-11-24T03:40:22Z")
You heard me. Well, no, you didn’t… so, uh, you read me… but… no, that just sounds stupid… uh… _wanders off_ ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/12 "2003-11-24T03:43:22Z")
THATS IT! I’m going to go eat some Cheddar Stix! enjoy the weather… ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/13 "2003-11-24T03:43:33Z")
Great, **matt** hates me, **Dion** steals my jokes, and I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/14 "2003-11-24T03:45:42Z")
At least I have some fudge… ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/15 "2003-11-24T03:51:11Z")
Anyone care to wager that [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=41686) is his third incarnation? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/16 "2003-11-24T03:52:49Z")
Hey, we DID get to see pictures of **matt** ’s kitty. Kitty picures make everything better. My aunt has the BEST recipe for fudge, btw. YUM! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/17 "2003-11-24T03:53:01Z")
Sorry I stepped on your joke, **Gov**. I really should preview once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/18 "2003-11-24T03:53:47Z")
No, it is not a record, as some have been banned before even posting. I wonder how long our newest member, [Polycrap](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=41686), will last. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/19 "2003-11-24T03:53:57Z")
Mods to get no sleep tonight. (course, it’ll be easier for those on the west coast) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/20 "2003-11-24T03:54:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Anyone care to wager that [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=41686) is his third incarnation? \*\* I’ll put $5.00 on it. 😃 Tripler I smell a rat. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932.md?page=2)