# Registered to banned in 31 minutes! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 24, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932 "2003-11-24T03:30:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/21 "2003-11-24T03:55:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*I wonder how long our newest member, [Polycrap](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=41686), will last. \*\* BANNED ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/22 "2003-11-24T03:55:48Z")
Damn, that was quick. ---
**Author:** ![guy\_from\_wpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@guy\_from\_wpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guy_from_wpa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/23 "2003-11-24T03:55:58Z")
That’s a sucker’s bet! BTW, how do you get banned before posting? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/24 "2003-11-24T03:56:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Mods to get no sleep tonight. > > (course, it’ll be easier for those on the west coast) \*\* Oh yeah, I’m gonna sleep easy tonight. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/25 "2003-11-24T03:56:21Z")
Wow, and I thought I had no life! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/26 "2003-11-24T03:56:45Z")
this is almost kindof fun. (NOTE to MODS: almost, its not fun, really, not an easy job you have, but I like these posters in this thread they are fun) I’m going to bed so must miss the rest sigh ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/27 "2003-11-24T03:57:02Z")
Do perverts have cooties? Can they jump? And if they bite you, do you turn into a pervert? Will I have to buy new clothes? Will I suddenly develop a sense of interior design? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/28 "2003-11-24T03:57:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*Sorry I stepped on your joke, **Gov**. I really should preview once in a while. \*\* I’m not really offended, just amused that two people of different ages, experiences, hobbies, and tastes came up with the same joke within one minute. I do hope that **matt** got the joke… ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/29 "2003-11-24T03:58:15Z")
I was appalled and curious at the same time: He was saying that we have too many Rump Roasters, and that was bad? Well, that will be news for the NILF Omaha Beef mascots: The Rump Roasters: [http://www.nationalindoorfootballleague.net/2002/inside/news/012003beef2.htm](http://www.nationalindoorfootballleague.net/2002/inside/news/012003beef2.htm) > [@](#): > > Rump Roasting can be serious business. These guys actually have a mission statement and it almost sounds believable. It pledges devotion to the Omaha Beef and promises that fans will never see them pull the same stunts twice. > > Tryouts are open to the public and to every less than perfect guy in the metro. Bring your costumes and a one-minute stage routine. Meet the new Omaha Beef players, Prime Dancers, the Rump Roasters and would-be Rump Roasters Saturday Jan 25th from 5:30-7:00 at the Arena at 90th and Fort. Judges will be on hand with Rump Roaster rating cards and the audience gets to have a say too! But, I guess that is not what Mr F. there was trying to say, since I am not a gay basher I need a troglodyte decoder ring. I fell so inadequate now… [sub]Actually, I think I have an idea why that banned fellow choose that line, but then I wonder now more about that team choosing that name for their mascots! Not that there is anything wrong with that!.[/sub] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/30 "2003-11-24T03:58:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*Oh yeah, I’m gonna sleep easy tonight. :rolleyes: \*\* fluffing the Czar’s pillow… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/31 "2003-11-24T04:02:27Z")
Oh man, he’s like the friggin [Energizer Bunny](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=41688)! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/32 "2003-11-24T04:03:44Z")
Call out the spare Mods! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/33 "2003-11-24T04:04:50Z")
Why don’t they ban the IP? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/34 "2003-11-24T04:05:45Z")
because ITS coming from the upstairs phone!!! ---
**Author:** ![guy\_from\_wpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@guy\_from\_wpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guy_from_wpa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/35 "2003-11-24T04:06:47Z")
Scenes from Night of the Living Dead were filmed in Evans City, PA in the cemetary where a lot of my relatives are buried. Philly is a great place to find the exact places from films. When they were filming 12 Monkeys, everyday my bus went right through the “sets”. “Philadelphia” scenes were filmed right down the street from me in Lower Merion Twp. And I’ve even driven past some of the spots made famous when “COPS” was in Philly! ---
**Author:** ![guy\_from\_wpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@guy\_from\_wpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guy_from_wpa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/36 "2003-11-24T04:09:00Z")
Sorry, I had two windows open. I’ll cut and paste and go to bed now. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/37 "2003-11-24T04:09:13Z")
Wrong thread, **guy\_from\_wpa**. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/38 "2003-11-24T04:11:15Z")
wheres wpa? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/39 "2003-11-24T04:12:05Z")
Well, that thread, at least, was closed quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932/40 "2003-11-24T04:12:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*Maybe you folks should ignore him and stop making his day? Just a thought. \*\* I like that thought. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/registered-to-banned-in-31-minutes/214932.md?page=1)