# Reionize your electrons for a better life!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800 "2014-04-23T20:08:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/21 "2014-04-24T15:05:18Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> …an unveiling of ultra-authentic consciousness.

I kinda get the same feeling when I take a good dump. Man, talk about bein’ spiritually reborn.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/22 "2014-04-24T15:56:27Z")

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**Esox Lucius** , selfishness is born in the gap where ecstasy has been excluded. We can no longer afford to live with delusion. You may be ruled by desire without realizing it. Do not let it erase the growth of your vision quest.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/23 "2014-04-24T17:17:27Z")

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**iiandyiiii,**

Soon there will be a redefining of chi the likes of which the quantum soup has never seen. The future will be a sublime redefining of will. It is time to take learning to the next level.

You will soon be guided by a power deep within yourself — a power that is unlimited, life-affirming. As you exist, you will enter into infinite fulfillment that transcends understanding. The Law of Attraction may be the solution to what’s holding you back from a colossal transmission of synchronicity.

Synchronicity requires exploration.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/24 "2014-04-24T17:25:39Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> As someone who consults the Tarot daily and visits an energy healer every few months, that website made me fall out of my chair laughing.
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> Oh, and by the way: The planet is calling to you via sonar energy. Can you hear it? It can be difficult to know where to begin. If you have never experienced this quantum leap devoid of self, it can be difficult to dream. To traverse the path is to become one with it. The Multiverse is bursting with ultrasonic energy. Yes, it is possible to extinguish the things that can destroy us, but not without balance on our side.

You know, if you can keep talking like that long enough, the security guards on light rail in Sac won’t check to see if you have a ticket. You can’t wear a suit, of course. You have to dress down.

Maybe you could add:

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> I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective, with interesting rhythmic devices, which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the Vogonity of the poet’s compassionate soul - which contrived through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other. Until one is left with a profound and vivid insight into . . . . whatever it was that the poem was about!

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/25 "2014-04-24T17:30:47Z")

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Well, as Deepak Chopra once said: “Self power nurtures unbridled life” .

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/26 "2014-04-24T17:31:46Z")

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You and I are beings of the grid.  
Sounds like a trashy sci-fi novel.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/27 "2014-04-24T18:26:03Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Maybe you could add:
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> > I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective, with interesting rhythmic devices, which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the Vogonity of the poet’s compassionate soul…

Oh come now, did it really say “Vogonity”???

And by the way…The stratosphere is bursting with supercharged electrons. We live, we vibrate, we are reborn. Discontinuity is born in the gap where karma has been excluded. How should you navigate this sacred universe? Have you found your quest? It can be difficult to know where to begin.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/28 "2014-04-24T18:37:34Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> **beowulff** , we are being called to explore the totality itself as an interface between inseparability and presence. Soon there will be a redefining of understanding the likes of which the universe has never seen. This quest never ends.

I’ll have what she’s having…

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/29 "2014-04-24T18:57:11Z")

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And thus we witness the birth of a new religion. Like many such, it clothes itself in the vocabulary of the science of the time, but it is a matter of faith, not proof.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reionize-your-electrons-for-a-better-life/686800/30 "2014-04-24T19:27:38Z")

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Nothing is impossible. By unveiling, we exist. **To engage with the myth is to become one with it.**

The vision of spacetime is now happening worldwide. **Imagine a redefining of what could be.** We must learn how to lead technological lives in the face of delusion. Prophet, look within and develop yourself. How should you navigate this unlimited stratosphere? **If you have never experienced this canopy on a cosmic scale, it can be difficult to exist.**

It is a sign of things to come.

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