# Rejected Law & Order Series **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [October 15, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568 "2021-10-15T22:20:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/1 "2021-10-15T22:20:37Z")
- Department of Transportation - NYS Gaming Commission - K9 Unit - Animal Control - Home Owners’ Association ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/2 "2021-10-15T22:39:07Z")
Zoning Violations Unit. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/3 "2021-10-15T22:39:14Z")
Crossing Guards ---
**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/4 "2021-10-15T22:46:33Z")
Campus Security ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/5 "2021-10-15T22:49:17Z")
- Rikers Island ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/6 "2021-10-15T22:55:47Z")
White Collar Crimes ---
**Author:** ![KCB615](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@KCB615](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KCB615)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/7 "2021-10-15T23:06:19Z")
Parking enforcement unit ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/8 "2021-10-15T23:07:37Z")
County Code Enforcement, Special Unit! And the spin off: CCE-Las Vegas. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/9 "2021-10-15T23:14:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \* Home Owners’ Association I would SO watch that. (I work in property management) Sort of relevant… the L&O part starts at about 1:11. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/F1sd4CRcaE0/maxresdefault.jpg "John Mulaney: New in Town - Ice-T on "SVU" & Old Murder Investigations") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1sd4CRcaE0) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/10 "2021-10-15T23:19:46Z")
Prothonotary, Special Warbler Unit ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/11 "2021-10-16T00:15:24Z")
Nosy Neighbors Unit ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/12 "2021-10-16T02:24:01Z")
Elevator Inspection And, in the beyond-NYC series (like LA and UK) L&O Miami: Vice ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/13 "2021-10-17T13:25:28Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > And, in the beyond-NYC series (like LA and UK) L&O Singapore: CGVU: Chewing Gum Victims Unit ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/14 "2021-10-17T13:27:43Z")
Pillow Tags Removal Unit OSHA Compliance Unit Crimes of Fashion Unit Toilet Paper Roll Reversal Unit ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/15 "2021-10-17T16:15:08Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Pillow Tags Removal Unit Mike Lindell is the head of the squad.“Those godless liberals are breaking into good god fearing American patriot’s houses and removing their pillow tags!” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/16 "2021-10-17T16:20:00Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > K9 Unit I would totally watch that one. And toss in the equestrian unit, too. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/17 "2021-10-18T01:36:11Z")
There’s a non-L&O show with basically that name. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/18 "2021-10-18T01:37:09Z")
L&O: Postal Fraud ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/19 "2021-10-18T02:25:48Z")
As for that, there was a real-life series on CBS called _[The Inspectors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Inspectors)_, featuring stories of postal inspectors. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/20 "2021-10-18T02:40:41Z")
I think there have been real shows for every job ever. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568.md?page=2)