# Rejected Law & Order Series **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [October 15, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568 "2021-10-15T22:20:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/21 "2021-10-18T02:50:33Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > OSHA Compliance Unit There’s actually a lot of blood and guts, and villainous bad guys in this one. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/22 "2021-10-18T02:58:16Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > There’s actually a lot of blood and guts, and villainous bad guys in this one. And probably gratuitous severed limbs, concussions, poison gas inhalation, and other grievous bodily injury. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/23 "2021-10-18T07:13:13Z")
Law & Order Purgatory: Moral Transgressions Unit ---
**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/24 "2021-10-18T11:51:26Z")
Lsw and Order: Jaywalking Law and Order: Public Urination ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/25 "2021-10-18T13:01:02Z")
This thread is cracking me up, because my wife and I do the same thing except with the Chicago Med/Fire/PD franchise instead of L&O. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/26 "2021-10-18T13:07:17Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > K9 Unit > [@Chronos](#): > > equestrian unit L&O: Dog and Pony Show ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/27 "2021-10-18T15:02:35Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > And toss in the equestrian unit, too. The times we do get to see the Central Park Rangers (wait, that’s a different movie) the NYPD mounted unit, they seem interesting. They do exude an air that they think they are the baddest of the NYPD. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/28 "2021-10-18T21:14:19Z")
Law & Order: Phone Cops! NYPD teams up with an international police force to track down and execute the slime trying to sell fake car warranties and such. Program is sponsored by CarShield. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/29 "2021-10-18T22:08:44Z")
L&O Masked Mandates ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/30 "2021-10-18T22:18:42Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > L&O: Dog and Pony Show To my shame, I did not realize at the time of my posting that this hypothetical show could be called that. But now that it’s been pointed out to me, I wholeheartedly endorse it. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2021, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/31 "2021-10-18T22:55:14Z")
Law & Order: Superhero Battle Aftermath ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/32 "2021-10-19T01:00:26Z")
_Law & Order: SUV_. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/33 "2021-10-19T01:13:49Z")
I’m currently watching the first episode of the second season of a crime drama on a premium cable channel in which the lead character is an agent for the National Marine Fisheries Service, which is pretty obscure. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/34 "2021-10-19T01:22:28Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > Law & Order: Superhero Battle Aftermath Buncha lawyers arguing in Sokovia. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/35 "2021-10-19T01:33:08Z")
Law & Order: OSPU (Office Supply Pilfering Unit) ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/36 "2021-10-19T03:35:48Z")
Law & Order _Motor pool_ Law & Order _Physical plant_ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/37 "2021-10-19T13:14:42Z")
“In the war on crime, man’s best friend has proven to be a valuable ally. These four-footed friends are members of an elite squad known as the Canine Unit. These are their stories.” **Law & Order: CU** One of the dogs is a recovering alcoholic. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/38 "2021-10-19T14:54:29Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Law & Order: CU On Dick Wolf’s new letter franchise, the lead in FBI:International has a wonder dog he takes along on cases. It can track and attack with equal skill. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/39 "2021-10-19T16:18:04Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > One of the dogs is a recovering alcoholic. Just take it seven days at a time. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568/40 "2021-10-19T16:25:55Z")
Law & Order: Sovereign Citizen Each episode the heroic story of an unfairly persecuted SC and their battle against the very system they’ve opted out of, because they’ve learned the secrets of the magical legal language of CAPITALIZED LETTERS. It’s so secret, and so magical, even judges are ignorant of it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected-law-order-series/952568.md?page=3)