# Rejected **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694 "2005-12-15T04:40:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/1 "2005-12-15T04:40:11Z")
[Rejected](http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/446/Rejected.html) ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/2 "2005-12-15T04:42:07Z")
Ejected? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/3 "2005-12-15T05:16:34Z")
Elected? ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/4 "2005-12-15T05:21:46Z")
\ _…You get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected!_ \ ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/5 "2005-12-15T05:41:36Z")
Is that supposed to crash my browser? If so ban this guy with prejudice! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/6 "2005-12-15T05:55:20Z")
Dear God that’s funny. I seriously doubt the commercials were ever really commisioned, but still. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/7 "2005-12-15T06:47:09Z")
Going to RPI, as I do, I sometimes forget that that which is required reading material (so to speak) on campus is unknown to the rest of the world. I have watched this animation no less than Jesus-kabillion times, and I have probably 2 copies of it saved on my hard drive. No, those were not real commercials in any way, shape or form. There is no Family Learning Channel, nor is there a Johnson & Mills Corporation. The entire thing is a brilliantly self-reflexive comedic masterpiece by animator Don Hertzfeldt, second only to (IMO), the introduction, intermission, and conclusion he produced (in much the same style, only with more robots) for the Animation Show. Instant classic. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/8 "2005-12-16T07:24:52Z")
Well, if you say so… ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/9 "2005-12-16T15:53:52Z")
Life hurts. _shrugs, walks away_ ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/10 "2005-12-16T16:50:34Z")
I have that on DVD. It makes my day every time I watch it. SILLY HATS ONLY! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/11 "2005-12-16T17:05:07Z")
This one older than “bring pie.” But funnier, much funnier. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rejected/335694/12 "2005-12-16T17:30:16Z")
I am a better person for having watched that.