# Relationships \[women can use sex and kids to exploit men\] **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 3, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135 "2015-07-03T14:34:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/21 "2015-07-03T17:49:08Z")
I got the sex part down. but how do I best use a baby goat to exploit a man? Need answer fast, just got new boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/22 "2015-07-03T17:57:06Z")
There’s a fair amount in the Old Testament about women using sex to exploit or manipulate men, so this concept has presumably been familiar to most Jews, Christians, and Muslims for about as long as these religions have existed. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/23 "2015-07-03T17:57:09Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > I’ve heard, though this may be a pernicious rumor, that the way to a man’s heart is THROUGH HIS STOMACH! It’s the first rule of knife fighting, too. Otherwise the ribs get in the way. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/24 "2015-07-03T17:58:48Z")
> [@Dominatrix](#): > > How many men know that women can use sex and kids to exploit men? Buy hey, at least those can’t be the whiny incel virgins complaining that they _aren’t getting any._ > [@Sattua](#): > > Sheesh, and all this time I’ve been using steak and blowjobs. Well, that works too. Of course, everyone knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his urethra. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/25 "2015-07-03T18:00:43Z")
Oh please, mods, can we keep her? We’ll clean up after her and lick her boots and let her swat us with her little whip every single day after school. Honest! ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/26 "2015-07-03T18:03:09Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > There’s a fair amount in the Old Testament about women using sex to exploit or manipulate men, so this concept has presumably been familiar to most Jews, Christians, and Muslims for about as long as these religions have existed. And those evil females _lie!_ Genesis 39. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/27 "2015-07-03T18:29:34Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > How many people know you can use a banana as a weapon? WHAT ABOUT A POINTED STICK??? I had no idea women could use sex and kids to exploit men! I am certainly going to change my views and go about my life a better informed, better man. Thank you, thank you, **Dominatrix** , for bringing this to my attention! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/28 "2015-07-03T18:54:07Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > ☹ > I was hoping this thread would be about the mechanics of spanking and the best tone to use in name calling… I was wrong. > > 😉 And when you are done with her, you may…spank me. > [@dropzone](#): > > Oh please, mods, can we keep her? We’ll clean up after her and lick her boots and let her swat us with her little whip every single day after school. Honest! _It_ ain’t coming back. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/29 "2015-07-03T20:05:45Z")
Well, shit! I’ve been doing it wrong! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/30 "2015-07-03T20:33:24Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > Sheesh, and all this time I’ve been using steak and blowjobs. Keep at it, and proselytize vigorously. This is not the time to switch strategies. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/31 "2015-07-03T21:02:00Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > It’s the first rule of knife fighting, too. Otherwise the ribs get in the way. I thought the first rule of knife fights was “don’t get in knife fights”. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/32 "2015-07-03T21:11:27Z")
This thread needs a safe word. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/33 "2015-07-03T21:13:25Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > Sheesh, and all this time I’ve been using steak and blowjobs. Nuke their willpower from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/34 "2015-07-03T21:14:53Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > How many people know you can use a banana as a weapon? :: raises hand :; At least in theory. Usually I just end up releasing the tiger. ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/35 "2015-07-03T21:29:28Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > I thought the first rule of knife fights was “don’t get in knife fights”. I was taught to bring a loaded gun. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/36 "2015-07-03T21:30:16Z")
Nobody move or the banana gets it!:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/37 "2015-07-03T21:31:55Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > :: raises hand :; > > At least in theory. Usually I just end up releasing the tiger. Pfff. I trained my tigerS (plural) to _use the banana_. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/38 "2015-07-03T22:25:01Z")
> [@PoppaSan](#): > > I was taught to bring a loaded gun. Bring at **LEAST** a gun. I firmly believe in these rules for fighting: Bring at least a knife to a fist fight. Bring at least a gun to a knife fight. Ride a tank when you’re serious. I’m personally okay with just defaulting to the tank at all levels. As long as Sattua doesn’t lure me out with the smell of steak… ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/39 "2015-07-03T22:34:45Z")
> [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#): > > Pfff. I trained my tigerS (plural) to _use the banana_. 🆒 This is **exactly** what Antonin Scalia said would happen! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135/40 "2015-07-03T22:50:06Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > How many people know you can use a banana as a weapon? A bunch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/relationships-women-can-use-sex-and-kids-to-exploit-men/724135.md?page=3)