# Religious Feud by 5 time champ \[Closed\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 29, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136 "2008-07-29T20:09:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/61 "2008-07-30T02:05:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Avarie537]  
No way! I was born in 1980!! 😃  
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It’s a miracle!

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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/62 "2008-07-30T02:11:35Z")

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I’m really bummed that I didn’t say Exodus as my book of the Bible. It was my first thought, then I changed it. Same with Jerry Fallwell, but then that pic of Jim Bakker crying came into my head. And why on earth didn’t I think of Scientology!! Oh well, the rest of my answers are pretty good I think.

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**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/63 "2008-07-30T02:12:16Z")

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1. Exodus
2. Medina
3. Abraham
4. Peter
5. There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet
6. Sinai
7. Water into wine
8. Pat Robertson
9. Buddhism
10. Scientology

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/64 "2008-07-30T03:59:41Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
not to hijack, but under what circumstnces would the Dvorak configuration be advantageous over the Qwerty one?  
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Well, for me, I was a terrible touch typist, so using Dvorak forces me to not hunt and peck.

I like the improved usefulness of the home row, the easier access to vowels and punctuation.

I dislike the placement of R, and dislike how some letters only moved one spot which made them harder to learn (y,h,b). I also dislike how the ancillary punctuation like =/- all moved, since they are used so infrequently that it doesn’t matter where they are speedwise.

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/65 "2008-07-30T04:33:06Z")

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Here are the results; possible perfect score of 592.

1. Other than Genesis, name a Book of the Old Testament?  
Deuteronomy 1  
Exodus 43  
Leviticus 2  
Psalms 3  
Proverbs 1

2. Other than Mecca, name a Muslim holy city.  
Istanbul 1  
Jerusalem 17  
Karbala 1  
Medina 31

3. Name one of the Patriarchs of the OT   
Abraham 42  
Issac 1  
Jacob 1  
Joshua 1  
Levi 1  
Moses 4

4. Name one of the Twelve Apostles  
Bartholomew 1  
John 6  
Judas 2  
Matthew 4  
Paul 7  
Peter 30

5. Name one of the 5 tenets of Islam  
Fasting during Ramadan 4  
Giving of alms 5  
Haji to Mecca 15  
Only one God, Allah 15  
Pray five times 8  
Surrender of the will to Allah 1  
umm…death to America? 1  
Allah is merciful 1

6. Name a holy mountain  
Ararat 9  
Moriah 1  
Mt Zion 1  
Mt Carmel 1  
Mt Sinai 33  
Mt Olympus 3  
Tai Shan 1  
Fuji 1

7. Name a miracle performed by Jesus  
Healing lepers 2  
Lazarus 9  
Loaves & fishes 11  
Making a bedridden man walk 1  
Walk on water 6  
Water into wine 21

8. Name a famous or infamous televangelist  
Benny Hinn 1  
Billy Graham 6  
Jerry Falwell 17  
Jim Bakker 8  
Jimmy Swaggart 6  
Joel Osteen 1  
Oral Roberts 4  
Pat Robertson 6  
Tammy Fae 1

9. Name a non-Abrahamic religion i.e. not Christian, Muslim, Jewish  
Buddhism 25  
Hinduism 22  
Sikhism 1  
Zoroastrianism 2

10. Name a ‘cult’ religion  
Branch Davidians 2  
Falun Gong 1  
Moonies 5  
Scientology 39  
Satamism 1  
Raelians 1  
Hare Krishnas 1

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/66 "2008-07-30T04:39:14Z")

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And we have a winner, er I mean there is a tie for first place. With two perfect scores:\*\* silenus & 5-4-fighting\*\* are our winners. Your rosaries are in the mail. 🙂

And I hope **DtC** can find it in his heart to forgive my confusion of 5 Pillars of Islam.

1 silenus 592  
1 5-4-Fighting 592  
3 Thudlow Boink 570  
4 cmkeller 566  
5 Sternvogel 564  
6 drm 546  
6 Ace309 546  
8 bibliophage 542  
9 5 time champ 534  
10 Diogenes the Cynic 532  
11 MHaye 528  
12 Biffy the Elephant Shrew 524  
13 42fish 522  
14 Hoopy Frood 520  
15 Avarie537 518  
16 robardin 512  
17 Fretful Porpentine 506  
18 astorian 498  
19 winterhawk11 494  
20 Dolores Reborn 488  
20 swampbear 488  
22 mshar253 484  
23 OtakuLoki 482  
24 IvoryTowerDenizen 478  
25 anyrose 474  
25 delphica 474  
27 HongKongFooey 468  
28 bmoak 466  
29 Mtgman 464  
30 Beadalin 456  
31 Taber 454  
32 Baker 446  
33 KGS 444  
34 3acresandatruck 440  
35 adhemar 434  
36 RachelChristine 414  
37 Gala Matrix Fire 400  
38 jali 398  
39 USCDiver 392  
40 Cunctator 390  
40 Hockey Monkey 390  
42 El\_Kabong 374  
42 tarragon918 374  
44 DfrntBreign 368  
45 photopat 366  
46 twickster 354  
47 gonzomax 322  
48 Sampiro 312  
49 Kolga 280  
50 mswas 128

alpha  
3acresandatruck 440  
42fish 522  
5 time champ 534  
5-4-Fighting 592  
Ace309 546  
adhemar 434  
anyrose 474  
astorian 498  
Avarie537 518  
Baker 446  
Beadalin 456  
bibliophage 542  
Biffy the Elephant Shrew 524  
bmoak 466  
cmkeller 566  
Cunctator 390  
delphica 474  
DfrntBreign 368  
Diogenes the Cynic 532  
Dolores Reborn 488  
drm 546  
El\_Kabong 374  
Fretful Porpentine 506  
Gala Matrix Fire 400  
gonzomax 322  
Hockey Monkey 390  
HongKongFooey 468  
Hoopy Frood 520  
IvoryTowerDenizen 478  
jali 398  
KGS 444  
Kolga 280  
MHaye 528  
mshar253 484  
mswas 128  
Mtgman 464  
OtakuLoki 482  
photopat 366  
RachelChristine 414  
robardin 512  
Sampiro 312  
silenus 592  
Sternvogel 564  
swampbear 488  
Taber 454  
tarragon918 374  
Thudlow Boink 570  
twickster 354  
USCDiver 392  
winterhawk11 494  
omega

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/67 "2008-07-30T05:04:48Z")

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Fun feud! I didn’t do so hot, because I missed a couple of obviously better responses. But what the heck, it’s supposed to be just fun.

I hope you don’t mind **5 timd champ** but on a smaller board I frequent I’ve started a couple feuds, and now I’ve borrowed this idea for use there. But I changed some of the statements and the one I posted goes like this.

1. Other than Genesis, name a Book of the Old Testament.
2. Name a primary god in a religion which existed prior to Christianity.
3. Name one of the gods dwelling on Mt. Olympus(careful with the names here!)
4. Name one of the twelve original apostles of Jesus
5. Name one of the 5 Pillars of Islam
6. Name a city regarded as holy.
7. Other than His resurrection, name a miracle performed by Jesus
8. Name a televangelist
9. Name the founder of a non-Abrahamic religion, i.e. not Christian, Muslim, Jewish
10. Name a ‘cult’ religion(you can use whatever definition of ‘cult’ you want!)

It will be interesting to compare the results to the items which are the same.

And I’m not sending rosaries 😛 as a prize, I’m sending freshly baked cookies. I am a baker professionally IRL.

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/68 "2008-07-30T05:17:53Z")

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Sure, go ahead- just send me a chocolate chip cookie.

Which gets me to thinking- we have accumulated an awful lot of data in these Feuds. It sure would be nice if someone loaded the data into a game that we could play in real tiime.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/69 "2008-07-30T05:25:10Z")

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Heh somehow I think I didn’t understand the rules of the game. I thought that we got less points by picking what everyone else picked, so I didn’t pick Exodus because I knew everyone else would. I thought if I picked something more obscure I’d have to split the score with fewer people.

Ahh well.

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**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/70 "2008-07-30T06:52:55Z")

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whoops! too late

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/71 "2008-07-30T11:34:20Z")

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F\*ck. I have a PhD in religion and I came in 46th?

In my defense, all that schoolin’, and I’ve never had a class on the Bible…

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**Author:** ![Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrobey_Mavromihalis)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/72 "2008-07-30T11:49:43Z")

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Argg, too late.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/73 "2008-07-30T13:27:31Z")

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[QUOTE=5 time champ]  
3 Thudlow Boink 570  
[/QUOTE]  
Woo hoo! Thanks for the feud!

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**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/74 "2008-07-30T13:37:54Z")

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1. Exodus
2. Jerusalem
3. Abraham
4. Peter
5. oneness of Allah
6. Ararat
7. Walking on water
8. Billy Graham
9. Hinduism
10. Scientology

I’m probably too late, but I’ll give it a shot anyway.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/75 "2008-07-30T13:42:19Z")

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1. Leviticus
2. Medina?
3. Abraham
4. Peter
5. Don’t blow shit up in my name
6. Sinai
7. Turn water into wine
8. Jim Baker
9. Budhism
10. Jim Jones, what ever his deal was called.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/76 "2008-07-30T13:44:13Z")

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Thanks again, **Sternvogel**. That was a fun feud, and I am comfortably out of the basement. This is good for me.  
Umm… **twicks**? What religions did you study for your Ph.D.?

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/77 "2008-07-30T15:15:59Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
F\*ck. I have a PhD in religion and I came in 46th?

In my defense, all that schoolin’, and I’ve never had a class on the Bible…  
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Well, at 45th that makes me feel a little better.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/78 "2008-07-30T15:22:34Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
F\*ck. I have a PhD in religion and I came in 46th?

In my defense, all that schoolin’, and I’ve never had a class on the Bible…  
[/QUOTE]

I always find that I do worse at these things when I know a lot about the topic (because unconventional answers keep springing to mind, and I don’t realize they’re not the ones that the average person would think of). But then I suck at Feud, in general. (Woo hoo for being in 17th place this time, though!)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/79 "2008-07-30T15:55:05Z")

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middle of the pack… AGAIN. I guess that’s my lot in [feud] life.

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-feud-by-5-time-champ-closed/458136/80 "2008-07-30T16:09:52Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
Thanks again, **Sternvogel**. That was a fun feud, and I am comfortably out of the basement. This is good for me.  
Umm… **twicks**? What religions did you study for your Ph.D.?  
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You’re welcome- and it’s **5 time champ**. But anyone can make a mistake. 🙂

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