# Remake "Vertigo?" Oh, no!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remake-vertigo-oh-no/981568>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [March 23, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remake-vertigo-oh-no/981568 "2023-03-23T22:14:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remake-vertigo-oh-no/981568/21 "2023-03-24T21:58:39Z")

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I look forward to the headline for the _Variety_ review:  
**There’s a Carlotta Wrong With Vertigo Remake**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remake-vertigo-oh-no/981568/22 "2023-04-02T21:55:45Z")

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Maybe they can use the equivalent of a MLB pitch clock in filming the remake, so it doesn’t drag on as badly as the original.

And the leading protagonists should be played by Adam Sandler and Kirsten Vangsness (of “Criminal Minds”).

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