# Remember all those tennis shoes with a foot found floating in waterways?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 26, 2011, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-all-those-tennis-shoes-with-a-foot-found-floating-in-waterways/583227 "2011-05-26T00:08:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-all-those-tennis-shoes-with-a-foot-found-floating-in-waterways/583227/61 "2011-09-01T04:26:18Z")

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You are all so going to hell.

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-all-those-tennis-shoes-with-a-foot-found-floating-in-waterways/583227/62 "2011-09-01T12:38:57Z")

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Am I being callous, or are these puns just not humerus?

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**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-all-those-tennis-shoes-with-a-foot-found-floating-in-waterways/583227/63 "2011-09-01T12:50:22Z")

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They need the help of Dr. Shoals.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-all-those-tennis-shoes-with-a-foot-found-floating-in-waterways/583227/64 "2011-09-01T13:01:23Z")

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There could be hundreds of these things rotating around in the Great Pacific Gyre. Probably looks like some giant underwater track meet.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-all-those-tennis-shoes-with-a-foot-found-floating-in-waterways/583227/65 "2011-09-01T16:29:22Z")

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> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#):
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> You are all so going to hell.

Let us pray for their soles.

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**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-all-those-tennis-shoes-with-a-foot-found-floating-in-waterways/583227/66 "2011-09-02T19:27:03Z")

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Conversely, these finds may just be the tibia iceberg. I wouldn’t fibula+t.

\*The last is too forced.

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