# Remember the kid injured by canon that recieved threats?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-the-kid-injured-by-canon-that-recieved-threats/388415>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 18, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-the-kid-injured-by-canon-that-recieved-threats/388415 "2007-01-18T03:33:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-the-kid-injured-by-canon-that-recieved-threats/388415/21 "2007-01-18T19:09:13Z")

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[QUOTE=hajario]

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JdxkVQy7QLM/hqdefault.jpg "Pachelbel Rant") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM)

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Oh god, so true. That’s fantastic.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-the-kid-injured-by-canon-that-recieved-threats/388415/22 "2007-01-18T20:28:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Jimson Jim]  
There is a reason Artillerymen have their own patron Saint, St. Barbara.  
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Good old Saint Barbara. The namesake of my beloved home. Poor girl got her sainthood taken away in the 60’s by the Roman Catholics. I think that the Orthodox still consider her to be real. You can still buy little metal St. Barbara’s towers at the mission here though.

Back to the OP, why the ever loving fuck is a 41 year old woman getting so bent over a canon? Appropriate punishment is being banned for several years from the school’s football games.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-the-kid-injured-by-canon-that-recieved-threats/388415/23 "2007-01-18T20:54:55Z")

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[QUOTE=hajario]  
Back to the OP, why the ever loving fuck is a 41 year old woman getting so bent over a canon? Appropriate punishment is being banned for several years from the school’s football games.  
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My guess is that she was looking to get bent over something.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-the-kid-injured-by-canon-that-recieved-threats/388415/24 "2007-01-18T21:08:06Z")

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[QUOTE=saoirse]  
My guess is that she was looking to get bent over something.  
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Nice. So many ways to read this.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remember-the-kid-injured-by-canon-that-recieved-threats/388415/25 "2007-01-18T21:50:52Z")

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Remember that it wasn’t just this one women.

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