# Remembering 'Gotcha Ya'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078 "2021-07-22T20:53:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/1 "2021-07-22T20:53:49Z")

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I was thinking about the old days of the SDMB. Memes and such. Every time I see the word “gotcha” I think of gotcha ya.

Remember Opal? Sweet, polarizing Opal and her 2 line non-lists?

Anybody want to walk down memory lane? Are there enough old timers left?

Do you remember a post about analingus and golden retrievers… who was that?

This is not meant to turn into a thread bashing long gone members, be respectful.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/2 "2021-07-22T21:10:29Z")

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I cannot forget the tale of the prehensile anus.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/3 "2021-07-22T21:29:41Z")

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[Dopers are burning dogs in World of Warcraft.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-burning-dog-legion-new-members/538292)

During the Winter of Our Missed Content, I got the notion to create a SDMB-themed table in [Visual Pinball](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_Pinball). Got as far as naming one ramp “driveway”, another ramp “parkway”, and “gotcha ya” for the ball drain then realized that I don’t have the talent or patience required for an entire table.

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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/4 "2021-07-22T21:37:01Z")

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> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> This is not meant to turn into a thread bashing long gone members, be respectful.

And yet you chose to bash opal in your second sentence…

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/5 "2021-07-22T21:46:09Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> I cannot forget the tale of the prehensile anus.

We had an employee who, multiple times, covered the bathroom walls with shit. Like, I understand that maybe he had something going on (he’d usually leave right afterwards), but how did he get it **everywhere**? I always thought of that thread when it happened.

And, who can forget The Horror of Blimps. I think that’s been immortalized in other places around the web.  
[Checks], yup, it’s on plenty of other boards as well. Some of them seemed to claim the story as their own, no idea if those posters were Scylla as well.  
Speaking of which, I had it in my head that that was a Master Wang-Ka thread…so there’s another memory, the Master Wang-Ka stories. I seem to recall one about setting his kitchen on fire.

And was it on this board that someone posted about a, um, dirty hotel hot tub or did I read that somewhere else?  
And Masturbating like a motherfuck.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/6 "2021-07-22T22:36:19Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> We had an employee who, multiple times, covered the bathroom walls with shit. Like, I understand that maybe he had something going on (he’d usually leave right afterwards), but how did he get it **everywhere**?

Finger painting?

Yes, I have encountered the results of this in a public stall.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/7 "2021-07-22T22:47:28Z")

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“Rio,” by Duran Duran.

1920s-Style Death Rays.

And who was it that came up with, “Penis ensues”?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/8 "2021-07-22T22:54:05Z")

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Pan-fried semen!

And, would you shoot your child if they were pinned in a burning car?

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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/9 "2021-07-22T23:05:01Z")

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For the last 5 years “GotchaYa” has been my default way of saying, “I understand.”

No one seems to think it’s a strange expression or pronunciation.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/10 "2021-07-22T23:25:23Z")

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I remember all of this. But only Opal will get my recognition.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/11 "2021-07-23T00:05:34Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Finger painting?

God I hope not, that’s somehow worse than any other way I could have imagined it happening.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/12 "2021-07-23T00:12:24Z")

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> [@mikecurtis](#):
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> And yet you chose to bash opal in your second sentence…

I certainly did not read it that way. I believe Opalcat would have approved.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/13 "2021-07-23T00:19:03Z")

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> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> a post about analingus and golden retrievers… who was that?

…oldscratch, wasn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/14 "2021-07-23T01:41:25Z")

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I remember Yer Pal,

(Satan, of course)

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/15 "2021-07-23T02:10:05Z")

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This thread eats stupid food for breakfast.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/16 "2021-07-23T03:13:47Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> 1920s-Style Death Rays.

If I recall it was 1920s-Style “Death Rays” and the quotes are important.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/17 "2021-07-23T03:46:47Z")

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IIRC, “penis ensues” was olivesmarch4th, now known as @Spice_Weasel.

We used to use “when come back bring pie” to mean all sorts of things, but I don’t think that was unique to us.

There were the welcome threads with Mariah the Squid and the nameless Goat.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/18 "2021-07-23T03:51:40Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> And was it on this board that someone posted about a, um, dirty hotel hot tub or did I read that somewhere else?

You’re damn right there was [diarrhea in the jacuzzi.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245) I live through that heinous trauma, I’m sure as shit not letting some other board get all the credit!

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/19 "2021-07-23T03:54:38Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> there was [diarrhea in the jacuzzi.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245) I live through that heinous trauma, I’m sure as shit not letting

I see what you did there.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-gotcha-ya/947078/20 "2021-07-23T04:12:56Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> IIRC, “penis ensues” was olivesmarch4th, now known as @Spice_Weasel.

I think it was someone else, but I can’t find the origin via my phone.

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