# Remembering Wally - a memorial page at the TMHP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073 "2000-06-21T05:26:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/1 "2000-06-21T05:26:31Z")

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[http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/wally.adp](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/wally.adp)

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**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/2 "2000-06-21T05:37:28Z")

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Opal,  
That’s just lovely.Thank you so much for taking the time to make it.

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**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/3 "2000-06-21T05:52:55Z")

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OpalCat - Thanks for putting this up. I was in shock, stunned beyond belief. Reading your page was wonderful. I laughed so hard rereading the gerbil story and really enjoyed the cybersex thread. As so many others, I didn’t really know Wally, but I have a feeling that he would like us to continue to get a big kick out of life and remember him for the good man he was. Again, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/4 "2000-06-21T06:05:41Z")

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thank you Opal. Wally looks just like I would have thought Wally would.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/5 "2000-06-21T06:14:52Z")

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Opal, what a wonderful thing for you to do. Thank you.

Ayesha

We miss you Wally

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/6 "2000-06-21T06:18:19Z")

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An appropriate way for us to remember Wally. Thank you, Opal, for doing this deed to honor him.

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**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/7 "2000-06-21T06:23:05Z")

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I composed this to make myself feel better.  
Would it be OK if I added it to the memorial page?

**WALLY IS…**  
More than amusing, he is a muse  
His wit can fill you with joy  
His wit can cut like a knife  
His insufference of fools can cause gales of laughter  
His patience for the kind can cause kindness to flourish  
He is the barrel of laughs that supports the barrel rider  
He is the quintessential funny man  
He is the quintessential straight man  
He is Abbott  
He is Costello  
He is a sage  
He is the soul of our board  
He is the tie that binds us  
He is a status symbol  
He is afraid of rodents  
He is a cranky old man  
He is a husband and a father  
He is modest  
He is lost…

…and so are we.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/8 "2000-06-21T06:41:10Z")

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I’d like to add that to the tribute page (the second page)

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**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/9 "2000-06-21T06:53:40Z")

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I already posted this on 1 board so I will just post it again at 3FMB. Do with it what you would like, Opal. Or anyone for that matter.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/10 "2000-06-21T08:34:57Z")

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Opal,

Thank you for those pages…I am sure that everyone here appreciates it!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/11 "2000-06-21T21:06:06Z")

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Thought I would bump this up.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/12 "2000-06-22T02:29:58Z")

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There are now 4 pages of the remembering wally pages…

1. a page where you can post your memories of Wally, with some of Wally’s more favorite moments posted as well.

2. a page of Wally quotes and tributes to Wally.

3. a page of links to Wally threads (add one)

4. Wally sigs  
I’m still looking for more pictures of Wally, if anyone has any.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/13 "2000-06-22T03:07:19Z")

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Opal, thank you for creating that page, and so quickly. It really helped me to get through my sadness today.

You are a wonder.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/14 "2000-06-22T03:20:04Z")

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Opal, bless you.

You are a poet and an artist.

And a damn fine human bein’.

Thanks for such a fine tribute to a wonderful man.

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/15 "2000-06-22T13:42:38Z")

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What my friend DaveW said, OC.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/16 "2000-06-22T15:08:44Z")

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Just when I think Opalcat can’t impress me anymore…

That page is outstanding. Thank you.

I wrote this song to Wally a few weeks ago. It’s not much, but if you want to add it to the Tribute page, I’d be honored.  
(To the theme from Flipper)

His name is Wally! Wally!  
And he’s very verbal  
and scared of gerbils  
placed in his hands.

His name is Wally! Wally!  
His one liners slay me  
his daughter’s named Amy  
He’s from the North Lands!

He’s got a cycle, cycle  
that he liked to ride  
until the P.O.S. died  
on some dark path.

He’s a troll slayer, slayer  
with plenty of guts  
He’ll call you a Putz  
so don’t earn his wrath!

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/17 "2000-06-22T15:15:36Z")

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Thank you, Opal.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/18 "2000-06-22T17:35:33Z")

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Opal, what can I say? Awesome job.

Thanks hon!

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/19 "2000-06-25T18:53:50Z")

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Just a reminder… post your rememberances of Wally, links to your favorite wally threads, etc at the Remembering Wally memorial page  
[http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/wally.adp](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/wally.adp)

If you want to link to that page you can use this  
[http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/WALLYLINK.JPG](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/WALLYLINK.JPG)

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/remembering-wally-a-memorial-page-at-the-tmhp/23073/20 "2000-06-25T18:57:44Z")

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Opal, have I told you that you \*\* ROCK \*\* ?

Well you do !

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