# Removing a Jesus fish **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [October 3, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266 "2004-10-03T01:25:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266/61 "2005-08-12T15:00:18Z")
I’m on my second Wrangler and love them. And yes, I wave at Wranglers. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266/62 "2005-08-12T15:11:01Z")
Can you replace the “s” with a “p”? JEPUS ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266/63 "2005-08-12T15:39:01Z")
The Jesus Fish has arisen. ---
**Author:** ![who\_knows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@who\_knows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/who_knows)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266/64 "2005-08-12T15:42:29Z")
Try [this stuff](http://www.magicamerican.com/googone.shtml) I like this stuff a lot and keep a bottle in my garage. ---
**Author:** ![Myglaren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Myglaren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myglaren)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266/65 "2005-08-12T15:54:58Z")
> [@Ms Boods](#): > > Mini owners in the States will flash lights, honk horns, and wave at me. Most of the time I’m long past them before I realise they were waving at me cos of my own Mini…if this occured in Great Britain, one would think suffering from some sort of vehicular Tourette’s syndrome was a requirement for purchase, given how many one sees over there. My daughter, son and son-in-law all drive Mini’s (old ones) and always get waves, beeps and flashes from other Mini’s. ---
**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266/66 "2005-08-12T16:51:03Z")
> [@Sean Factotum](#): > > That dental floss trick works great! Now how do I get the woman who owned the car with the (now removed) Jesus fish to stop yelling? Use the same dental floss as a garotte. Recycling and all that! 🆒 -Butler ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266/67 "2005-08-12T19:02:29Z")
Don’t forget to scale it and gut it after it’s removed. Then parboil it in holy water using lots of incense and myrth. After that mount it on a plack and see if the thing will sing “Mammy”. If it does you WILL go to heaven. Amen. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266/68 "2005-08-12T19:08:46Z")
> [@butler1850](#): > > Use the same dental floss as a garotte. Make handles, don’t injure your hands. And eat it as gefillte fish for Shabbes dinner. ;j [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-a-jesus-fish/267266.md?page=3)