# Removing semen stains from wooden floor (Need help) **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [November 13, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-semen-stains-from-wooden-floor-need-help/560536 "2010-11-13T05:04:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-semen-stains-from-wooden-floor-need-help/560536/61 "2020-06-17T09:30:19Z")
WTF is this shit? hardwood floors do not get stained with seamen. The original OP was a farce and perpetuating it is ridiculous. jeeze…I have refinished my more caustic things off of wood floor with much less effort… Jizz on floors, part of life…move on. ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-semen-stains-from-wooden-floor-need-help/560536/62 "2020-06-17T09:34:08Z")
WTF is this shit? hardwood floors do not get stained with seamen. The original OP was a farce and perpetuating it is ridiculous. jeeze…I have refinished my more caustic things off of wood floor with much less effort… Jizz on floors, part of life…move on. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-semen-stains-from-wooden-floor-need-help/560536/63 "2020-06-17T14:37:16Z")
Take the flesh of a walnut (the part you’d eat), and rub it on the spot until it matches the surroundings. You’d be amazed by how close you can get it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/removing-semen-stains-from-wooden-floor-need-help/560536.md?page=3)