# Ren & Simpy are "out of the closet" apparently.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 13, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689 "2003-06-13T22:26:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/21 "2003-06-14T05:18:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> **The important thing is that _John Kricfalusi is back at the helm_. This means that I’ll watch. And enjoy.**

I dunno… didn’t John K also do the Ripping Friends? That show was nearly unwatchable.

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**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/22 "2003-06-14T11:52:02Z")

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Quick, someone alert Jerry Falwell!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/23 "2003-06-14T15:48:11Z")

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At risk of sounding like an idiot, yet for fear of doing a Google search and being bombarded with visuals I don’t need, what’s a “blumpkin pumpkin”?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/24 "2003-06-14T16:00:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BrentLumkin \*  
> \*\*If there is any question as to if they are out of the closet now or not, then [watch this](http://www.lakupo.com/thefreak/catch.mov), it basicly confirms everything. \*\*

That is just so wrong.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/25 "2003-06-14T16:25:51Z")

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Er. Oh, my.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/26 "2003-06-14T17:11:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \*  
> \*\*At risk of sounding like an idiot, yet for fear of doing a Google search and being bombarded with visuals I don’t need, what’s a “blumpkin pumpkin”? \*\*

Yeah, what he said.

You know, it might not be a recurring thing-it could just be more “adult” than before, but they aren’t always a gay couple. If you recall the old cartoon, Ren and Stimpy were always changing places-sometimes they were brothers, sometimes coworkers, etc.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/27 "2003-06-14T17:13:04Z")

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Never mind, I just googled it.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/28 "2003-06-14T17:25:08Z")

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TMI!

A blumpkin is an oral sexual act performed upon someone who is on the toilet defecating.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/29 "2003-06-14T17:39:46Z")

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Perhaps Ren & Stimpy could also be accused of being into B&D, S&M, or TB&A.

The ‘Happy Helmet’ episode continues to bo one of my favorites.

[Slight hijack] Does anyone know what became of Duckman? That was IMHO a great toon that I used to watch on USA. [/Slight hijack]

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/30 "2003-06-14T17:41:20Z")

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**BE**

dammit!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/31 "2003-06-14T18:18:06Z")

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Duckman can still be seen on Comedy Central in the wee hours of the weekend.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/32 "2003-06-14T19:14:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \*  
> \*\*Duckman can still be seen on Comedy Central in the wee hours of the weekend. \*\*

[My favorite Duckman quote-](http://www.ilovewavs.com/ForChat/Insults/InBed.wav) click on link

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**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ren-simpy-are-out-of-the-closet-apparently/181689/33 "2003-06-16T01:25:53Z")

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[hijack]  
How did John K. get his show back? Did TNN (Spike, whatever) buy the rights from Nickelodeon? His dismissal was very unamicable.  
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