# Renaming airlines, stores, restaurants and more for fun

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renaming-airlines-stores-restaurants-and-more-for-fun/107365>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 5, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renaming-airlines-stores-restaurants-and-more-for-fun/107365 "2002-05-05T05:30:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renaming-airlines-stores-restaurants-and-more-for-fun/107365/21 "2002-05-06T18:04:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racer72 \*  
> **Jack Off in the Box**

Ugh. Remind me to get my sandwiches without mayo from now on…

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renaming-airlines-stores-restaurants-and-more-for-fun/107365/22 "2002-05-06T18:17:13Z")

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My cousins used to call McDonald’s **Mac’s Supper Club.**

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renaming-airlines-stores-restaurants-and-more-for-fun/107365/23 "2002-05-06T18:18:14Z")

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my wife and i call that aussie resturant _ **OUTHOUSE BACKSTEAK** _

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renaming-airlines-stores-restaurants-and-more-for-fun/107365/24 "2002-05-06T19:25:42Z")

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Hardee’s -\> Hardly’s or Heart Disease  
Domino’s -\> Dime a Ho  
Burger King -\> Booger Fling  
Pizza Hut -\> Pizza Slut or Piece a Butt  
Two Guys (Italian place next to campus) -\> Flies  
Home Depot -\> Home duh Pot

I want to come up with a better disrespect for McDonald’s than Mickey D’s. Any suggestions?

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renaming-airlines-stores-restaurants-and-more-for-fun/107365/25 "2002-05-06T19:45:18Z")

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We used to joke about taking our dates to the Porcelain Room (White Castle).

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