# Renee Zellweiger marries ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renee-zellweiger-marries/303231>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 10, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renee-zellweiger-marries/303231 "2005-05-10T16:21:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renee-zellweiger-marries/303231/21 "2005-05-11T00:48:58Z")

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I always got the impression that she’s an extremely fragile person who prefers dogs to other humans.  
She may have something there.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renee-zellweiger-marries/303231/22 "2005-05-11T00:54:54Z")

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KC can do better.

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/renee-zellweiger-marries/303231/23 "2005-05-11T02:05:26Z")

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OK, I can’t take complete credit for this joke since someone made it on Fark:

She thinks his tractor’s sexy.

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