# Reopen Halloween forum? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 1, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138 "2015-10-01T14:56:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/1 "2015-10-01T14:56:09Z")
It’s October, after all! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/2 "2015-10-01T14:58:11Z")
^ A GREEN jack-o-lantern? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/3 "2015-10-01T14:58:53Z")
thirded ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/4 "2015-10-01T15:01:19Z")
Boo! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/5 "2015-10-01T15:07:56Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > ^ A GREEN jack-o-lantern? It’s still early-he’s not quite ripe yet… ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/6 "2015-10-01T15:11:50Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Boo! Do we really want to be subjected to this kind of violent, preternatural attack? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/7 "2015-10-01T15:13:23Z")
> [@Aquadementia](#): > > Do we really want to be subjected to this kind of violent, preternatural attack? Well, it doesnt involve anyone getting thrown down a quarry. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/8 "2015-10-01T15:38:35Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > It’s October, after all! 😃 That’s the spirit! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/9 "2015-10-01T15:42:01Z")
> [@Aquadementia](#): > > Do we really want to be subjected to this kind of violent, preternatural attack? Not a ghost of a chance. I’m sure too many would shriek with displeasure at such an otherworldly sight. Pumpkin out silly thread after silly thread, it would be costuming us scare resources. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/10 "2015-10-01T19:08:03Z")
I wonder who is going to [del]be here on the SDMB[/del] sit in the pumpkin patch on Halloween night wait for the [del]Great Moderator[/del] Great Pumpkin to arrive? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/11 "2015-10-01T20:18:22Z")
> [@Aquadementia](#): > > Do we really want to be subjected to this kind of violent, preternatural attack? Yes. Regards, Sho-damned ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/12 "2015-10-01T20:37:32Z")
You guys can’t see the [Halloween Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/online.php)? Oh, I’ve said too much… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/13 "2015-10-02T00:37:46Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > I wonder who is going to [del]be here on the SDMB[/del] sit in the pumpkin patch on Halloween night wait for the [del]Great Moderator[/del] Great Pumpkin to arrive? > > Anyone? Can I bring my blanket with me? I hate going anywhere without it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/14 "2015-10-02T01:02:57Z")
My wife’s other car is a broom. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/15 "2015-10-02T03:56:02Z")
The last time I felt this stabby, I got all stabby. And then I turned into a bloated corpse that ate brains. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/16 "2015-10-02T04:32:36Z")
I couldn’t keep up the payments to my exorcist, so I was repossessed. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/17 "2015-10-02T04:51:36Z")
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/18 "2015-10-02T14:01:48Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > My wife’s other car is a broom. (OK - you had to know this was coming) I think I met her once! [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zrzMhU_4m-g/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHUBoAC4AOKAgwIABABGGUgVShIMA8=&rs=AOn4CLAqEPpTTSrAT1i9NR4uSqFx1zYXNQ "She's a witch!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/19 "2015-10-02T14:04:16Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > You guys can’t see the [Halloween Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/online.php)? Oh, I’ve said too much… Warning: Link to zombie thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138/20 "2015-10-02T18:29:08Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Warning: Link to zombie thread. That’s OK. The Halloween forum is the one place zombies don’t get as much hate. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reopen-halloween-forum/733138.md?page=2)