# Rep. Jean Schmidt:  Please go away

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 21, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136 "2005-11-21T20:37:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/41 "2005-11-22T17:31:35Z")

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I note with glee that this is the very same harridan who was challenged by a returning Iraq war veteran in a presumed “safe” Republican district. A veteran who ran largely (according to reports/distortions) on a platform of “Bush Bites It!” and came within a whisker of carrying this “safe” seat.

In the words of St. Robert of Hibbing: “Its a hard rain’s gonna fall”.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/42 "2005-11-22T21:03:01Z")

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> [@Dewey Finn](#):
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> Cheney noted that Murtha was “a good man, a Marine, a patriot”

He better, considering it was [Murtha who helped Cheney](http://news.yahoo.com/s/thenation/20051118/cm_thenation/138198) get some street cred with the Armed Forces back during the Bush (Sr.) Administration.

I have no doubts that this is the only thing preventing Cheney from gleefully slinging mud at Murtha now.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/43 "2005-11-22T22:20:04Z")

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Yesterday I saw a short clip on some news show in which Rep Murtha said that Schmidt had sent him a letter of apology and that he accepted it. That’s completely unfair! She calls him a coward on the floor of the House with the cameras rolling, but she apologizes privately??!!

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/44 "2005-11-23T17:12:49Z")

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Just to provide a reference for the bit I mentioned before (about the Al Franken Show quoting from her first speech as a member of the House):

[http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/007091.php](http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/007091.php)

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> Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH): “I pledge to walk in the shoes of my colleagues and refrain from name-calling or the questioning of character.”

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/45 "2005-11-23T17:20:55Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> I note with glee that this is the very same harridan who was challenged by a returning Iraq war veteran in a presumed “safe” Republican district. A veteran who ran largely (according to reports/distortions) on a platform of “Bush Bites It!” and came within a whisker of carrying this “safe” seat.
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> In the words of St. Robert of Hibbing: “Its a hard rain’s gonna fall”.

If he can get past Brown in the primaries Hackett’s painted a big ol’ target on Mike DeWine next year, too.

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**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/46 "2005-11-25T09:59:56Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> Soon, a house will fall on her.

Hope she’s wearing her good shoes. Well, red does go with that outfit…

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**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/47 "2005-11-25T14:20:27Z")

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Did O’Leilly have anything to say about this in his “fair and balanced” reporting?

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/48 "2005-11-25T14:51:42Z")

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> [@talkingpointsmemo.com](#):
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> Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH): “I pledge to walk in the shoes of my colleagues and refrain from name-calling or the questioning of character.”

Her colleagues obviously stopped lending her their shoes. Probably had to leave 'em on the back porch for days to get the smell of Schmidt out of 'em.

**Note To People Named Schmidt:** This is not a denigration of you, of your family heritage, nor of Schmidt, the Beer that You Like Best, the Brew that Grew with the Great Northwest (which **Papa Doug** used to read live commercials for as booth announcer at KGLO-TV, Mason City, in 1957).  
**Note on Above Note:** For purposes of this discussion, Rep. Jean Schmidt is not to be considered a person.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rep-jean-schmidt-please-go-away/332136/49 "2005-11-25T19:27:07Z")

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> [@Lil' Mahoney](#):
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> [I _knew_ I’d seen that face somewhere before…](http://pics.livejournal.com/jonazrael/pic/000awsh3)

As others noticed before, she is actually [**Frau Blucher!**](http://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/killershrews/blucher.gif)

[The house whinnies]

What is wrong with those representatives!?! \* 🙂

\*Knowing the response, it is obvious that some Republicans also did the whinnying too.

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