# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/1 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")
Ah, the highbrow Oscar Wilde-esque after dinner conversations between me and my friends… The wonderful topics we discuss, the pleasant banter between us… and of course the barrell scraping cheap laugh nonsense that is the Erection Movie game. Simple; replace one word in a movies title with Erection or Erections- hilarity ensues. You can vary the title ever so slightly to keep it grammatically correct, but don’t push it. Our favourites; The Constant Erection Crimson Erection Shaft’s Big Erection The Purple Erection of Cairo Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Erection Bill and Ted’s Excellant Erections 28 Erections Later… Stop! Or My Erection Will Shoot The Erection That Shakes The Barley It Came From Beneath The Erection A Guide to Recognising Your Erection Darby O’Gill and the Little Erection Quackser Fortune Had an Erection in The Bronx The Long Good Erection Help! I’m an Erection Dr. Strangelove; Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Erection E.T. The Extra Erection An Erection on Elm Street Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Erection Any more? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/2 "2008-08-04T21:54:37Z")
_Hands on a Hard Erection - The Documentary_ ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/3 "2008-08-04T21:55:44Z")
The Bourne Erection Rambo: First Erection ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/4 "2008-08-04T21:58:30Z")
An Officer and an Erection. Days of Wine and Erections. Big Erection in Little China. Dr T and the Erection. This is fun! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/5 "2008-08-04T22:01:25Z")
Change that last one to _The 5,000 Erections of Dr. T_ and you’ll have something. Yes, I know they’re 2 unrelated movies made 40 years apart. Big woop. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/6 "2008-08-04T22:06:32Z")
Alien Erection (I think that might just be a description of the Xenomorphs.) Breakin’ 2: Electric Erection (Dancing vibrators?) Erection Quest ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/7 "2008-08-04T22:07:07Z")
The 40 year old erection. _Winces at the very thought_ Indiana Jones and the last erection. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/8 "2008-08-04T22:09:31Z")
Little Big Erection A Hard Erection’s Night Raiders Of The Lost Erection The Erection, The Bad and the Ugly. An Erection And A Gentleman ---
**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/9 "2008-08-04T22:09:42Z")
The Man with the Golden Erection The Texas Erection Massacre Four Erections and a Funeral Erection Club The Thin Red Erection They Saved Hitler’s Erection Three Men and a Little Erection ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/10 "2008-08-04T22:10:08Z")
Sci Fi themed: _The Erection Strikes Back!_ _The Phantom Erection_ _Star Trek: The Erection of Khan_ _Star Trek: The Undiscovered Erection_ _iErection_ _Erection_ _Erections_ _Erection³_ _2001: A Erection Odyssey_ _The Say The Erection Stood Still_ _Twelve Erections_ _E.T.: The Extra-Erection_ ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/11 "2008-08-04T22:10:46Z")
Jeezis, people, this is really childish. That said… _The Shawshank Erection The Hunt for Red Erection Aguirre: The Erection of God_ ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/12 "2008-08-04T22:11:03Z")
_My Big Fat Greek Erection._ What do I win? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/13 "2008-08-04T22:11:06Z")
_The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Erection_ ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/14 "2008-08-04T22:12:55Z")
No Erections For Old Men ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/15 "2008-08-04T22:13:26Z")
_Crouching Tiger, Hidden Erection The Longest Erection Last Erection in Paris The Erection Connection Dances with Erections Erections Over Broadway O Erection, Where Art Thou? No Erection for Old Men_ ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/16 "2008-08-04T22:14:52Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] Breakin’ 2: Electric Erection (Dancing vibrators?) [/QUOTE] Small quibble: I believe the film to which you refer is titled _Breakin’ 2: Erection Boogaloo_. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/17 "2008-08-04T22:16:33Z")
The Erection machine Erection Forever The Dark Erection ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/18 "2008-08-04T22:21:29Z")
_Erection: Bigger, longer, and Uncut The Dark Erection American Erection_ Pretty much any way you put it\* Erection 2: Electric Boogaloo\* is classic. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/19 "2008-08-04T22:21:37Z")
\*An Erection Grows in Brooklyn Monty Python and the Holy Erection The Erection of Eddie’s Father The Erection That Broke the Plains The Great Erection Robbery An Erection to Three Wives Erection in a Bottle The Erections Are Coming! The Erections Are Coming! \*and of course Alexander Payne’s dark comedy set in a Japanese high school… _Erection_ ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/20 "2008-08-04T22:24:17Z")
The Erections of Eastwick The little shop of Erections The Rocky Horror Erection Show [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845.md?page=2)