# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/181 "2008-08-08T15:44:35Z")
Back to the Erection Animal Erection Erection at 1600 Corvette Erection Dog Day Erection ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/182 "2008-08-08T16:19:11Z")
Local Erection Erection House Cold Comfort Erection E_R_E_C_T_I_O\*N Kentucky Fried Erection Manos: Hand of Erection The Purple Erection of Cairo :eek: Rollererection Come Back to the Five and Dime, Erection, Erection The Erection from Outer Space Escape to Erection Mountain ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/183 "2008-08-08T16:27:15Z")
Erection juice ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/184 "2008-08-08T17:11:07Z")
Robin Hood: Prince of Erections Robin Hood: Erections in Tights Erection Almighty Get Erect Death to Erection! The Dead Erections Society (Or the Dead Poets Erection) The Erection According to Garp ("…Then he said, ‘Good…’") Good Erection Hunting American History Erection Malcolm Erection Dracula: Erect and Loving It The Erections From Brazil The Erections in the Band The Erection Played On Erection Cowboy Erection Mountain ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/185 "2008-08-08T17:27:23Z")
Last Erection in Paradise The Erection of the Jackal The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Erection Ace Ventura: Erection Detective An Inconvienant Erection The Erection List A Series of Unfortunate Erections (Pretty much describes the seventh grade for me) 30 Erections Over Tokyo ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/186 "2008-08-08T22:02:54Z")
Sex, Erections and Videotape Ruthless Erections Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Lawrences Erections ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/187 "2008-08-09T09:03:01Z")
_the cook, the thief, his wife and her erection_ ---
**Author:** ![Just1Lurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@Just1Lurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just1Lurk)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/188 "2008-08-09T13:59:33Z")
Am I really the first with _The Maltese Erection_? _Snow White and the Seven Erections_ _The Erection of Notre Dame_ _Double Erection_ _I Am Curious, Erection_ _National Erection_ ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/189 "2008-08-09T14:40:24Z")
Let’s do Tennessee Williams: _The Glass Erection A Streetcar Named Erection Cat on a Hot Tin Erection_ or _Erection on a Hot Tin Roof Suddenly Last Erection Sweet Erection of Youth The Roman Erection of Mrs. Stone The Erection Tattoo This Erection is Condemned_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/190 "2008-08-09T14:43:56Z")
Erection at Bernie’s The Erection of Money Cool Hand Erection Alien Erection ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/191 "2008-08-09T16:32:26Z")
The Morning Erection Sky Captain and The Erection of Tomorrow Richard Pryor; Erect and Smokin’ Godzilla, King of the Erections! Urotsukidôji: Erection of the Overfiend Erection of the North Star ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/192 "2008-08-09T16:35:16Z")
Oh, and the short film; Hobo with An Erection. I’m also pleased to see that the “nipple” and “newt” threads are sghowing poor staying power. My Erection lasts longer! I’m so proud of it’s length and stamina! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/193 "2008-08-09T16:49:00Z")
[QUOTE=Just1Lurk] Am I really the first with _The Maltese Erection_? [/QUOTE] No. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10067792&postcount=54](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10067792&postcount=54) ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/194 "2008-08-09T16:52:08Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] My Erection lasts longer! I’m so proud of it’s length and stamina! [/QUOTE] In a combination of _Viva Viagra_, _Viva Las Vegas_ and _Viva Zapata_, I give you: _Viva Erection_! ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/195 "2008-08-09T18:15:39Z")
I can’t believe this one hasn’t been used yet. _The Erection That Dripped Blood_ ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/196 "2008-08-09T21:40:48Z")
Erections in Wonderland? The Mummy: Erection Of The Dragon Emperor Full Metal Erection? Twelve Erections? ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/197 "2008-08-09T22:40:00Z")
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Erection I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have an Erection at Disney She Had Brains, an Erection, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Erection of Kazakhstan If I See Randy Again, Do You Want Me to Hit Him with the Erection? Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Erection, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Seconds Long Titles seem to be funniest, so I just searched the iMDB for “long titles”. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/198 "2008-08-10T18:42:52Z")
How about some Marx Brothers? An Erection in Casablanca The Big Erection Erection West At the Erection Erection Service An Erection at the Races An Erection at the Opera Erection Soup (or Duck Erections) Erection Feathers (or Horse Erections) Erection Business (or Monkey Erections) Erection Crackers (or Animal Erections) Erection Cocoanuts Erection Risk ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/199 "2008-08-11T15:18:28Z")
[QUOTE=Clothahump] How about some Marx Brothers? [/QUOTE] Dammit, I wanted to do the Marx Brothers! Well, not _do_ the Marx Brothers, although Zeppo was pretty hot. How about Joan Crawford? _Lady of the Erection_ or _Erection of the Night Proud Erection A Slave of Erection The Merry Erection Pretty Erections Old Erections The Erection Thing Party Sally, Irene and Erection Tramp, Erection, Tramp Erections of the Wilderness The Erection Dancer Twelve Erections Out Erection Fever The Law of the Erection Rose Erection Erection to Singapore Four Erections Our Dancing Erections Erection of Love The Erection Steps Out Tide of Erection Our Modern Erections The Hollywood Erection of 1929 Untamed Erection Montana Erections Our Blushing Erections Dance, Erections, Dance Laughing Erections This Modern Erection Grand Erection Forsaking All Erections No More Erections I Live My Erection The Gorgeous Erection Erection on the Run The Erection of Mrs. Cheyney The Erection Wore Red The Shining Erection Erection Follies of 1939 Strange Erection Erection and God A Woman’s Erection When Erections Meet They All Kissed the Erection Erection in France Above Erection Hollywood Erection Erection Pierce Erection Road It’s a Great Erection The Erection Don’t Cry! Goodbye, My Erection This Erection is Dangerous Johnny Erection Female on the Erection The Erection of Everything What Ever Happened to Baby Erection? Erection Tour Erection Snapshots #11 The Slippery Erections_ ---
**Author:** ![greatshakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@greatshakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greatshakes)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/200 "2008-08-13T03:06:19Z")
Good Erection, Mr. Chips Dirty Erection Ferris Bueller’s Day Erection Miller’s Erection Days of Wine and Erections Send Me No Erections Teacher’s Erection [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845.md?page=11)