# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/21 "2008-08-04T22:25:42Z")

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_Bury my Erection at Wounded Knee_

“Forget it, Jake… it’s _Erectiontown_.”

And for you film students:

_Birth of an Erection_

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/22 "2008-08-04T22:30:13Z")

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_Two Erections for Sister Sara_😛

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/23 "2008-08-04T22:32:56Z")

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American Erection  
The Erection Boy  
The Dark Erection  
Return Of The Erection

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/24 "2008-08-04T22:33:46Z")

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It’s a Wonderful Erection  
Erection on 34th Street.  
How the Erection stole Christmas  
A Charlie Brown Erection  
Frost the Erection  
Rudolf The Red Nosed Erection

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/25 "2008-08-04T22:34:04Z")

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Seven Erections for Seven Brothers  
An Erection Named Desire  
20,000 Erections Under The Sea  
Bring me The Erection of Alfredo Garcia  
The Three Erections of Melqiades Estrada

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/26 "2008-08-04T22:34:15Z")

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[QUOTE=bubastis]  
No Erections For Old Men  
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Win!

\*Blazing Erections  
The Erection from the Black Lagoon  
Erection of Frankenstein  
Some Like It Erect  
Twelve Angry Erections  
\*

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/27 "2008-08-04T22:36:14Z")

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It’s fun to just do this for all the Best Picture winners. You have to elimiate a lot of one-word titles, though:

Erections  
Erection  
The Broadway Erection  
All Quiet on the Erection Front  
Grand Erection  
Erection Happened One Night  
Mutiny on the Erection  
You Can’t Take Erection With You  
Gone With The Erection  
How Green Was My Erection (Medical drama)  
Mrs. Erection  
Erection My Way  
The Lost Erection  
The Best Erections of Our Lives  
A Gentleman’s Erection  
All The King’s Erections  
All About Erection  
An Erection in Paris  
The Greatest Erection on Earth  
From Erection to Eternity  
On The Erection  
The Erection and I  
Erection Over The River Kwai (Which actually is literally accurate to the real title)  
Erection Hur  
West Side Erection  
Lawrence of Erections  
Erection Jones  
My Fair Erection  
The Sound of Erection  
A Man For All Erections  
In The Heat of the Erection  
Midnight Erection  
The French Erection (Only rhyming replacement)  
The Erection, Part 2  
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Erection  
Annie Erection  
The Erection Hunter  
Erection vs. Erection  
Ordinary Erections  
Erections of Fire  
Erections of Endearment  
Out of Erection  
The Last Erection  
Erection Man  
Driving Miss Erection  
Dances With Erections  
Silence of the Erections  
Schindler’s Erection  
Forrest Erection  
The English Erection  
Shakespeare in Erection  
American Erection  
A Beautiful Erection  
Lord of the Rings: The Erection of the King  
Million Dollar Erection

I’d like to see some of these movies.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/28 "2008-08-04T22:39:39Z")

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I can’t believe you’ve missed, **“Dr Strangelove(Or How I Learned To Love The Erection!)”**! Shame on you all!

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/29 "2008-08-04T22:39:48Z")

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_Sophie’s Erection_ (er… about a transexual?)  
_Gone with the Erection_  
and the sequel: _Gone in 60 Erections_  
_Little Erection Tate_  
_Night of the Living Erection_  
_Dawn of the Erection_  
_The Great Erection_  
_The Usual Erections_  
\*The Erection Incident \*(sounds ominous…hehe)  
_A(n) Erection named Desire_  
_The Best Erections of Our Lives_  
and last, but certainly not least: _The Erection Stuff_

But my favorite is still _O Erection, Where Art Thou?_. Nice going, **Doug**! 😃

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/30 "2008-08-04T22:41:03Z")

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mmmmhow YOU doin’? 😉

I just thought of _9 1/2 Erections_.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/31 "2008-08-04T22:41:04Z")

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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Erection  
Brokeback Erection  
Can’t Stop the Erection  
The Erection Job  
The Talented Mister Erection  
Twin Erections, Fire Walk With Me  
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Erection, Julie Newmar  
Terminator 2: Erection Day  
Terminator 3: Rise of the Erection  
Erection of the Living Dead  
Marathon Erection  
The Cincinnati Erection  
Superman: The Erection  
Superman IV: The Erection for Peace  
Murder By Erection

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/32 "2008-08-04T22:41:22Z")

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Faster Erection; Kill, Kill!  
The Truth about Cats and Erections  
Things to Do in Denver With an Erection  
Not Without My Erection

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/33 "2008-08-04T22:41:33Z")

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Pan’s Erection  
There Will be Erection  
Erection!  
The Fellowship of the Erection  
The Two Erections  
The Erection of the King  
The Erection of Riddick  
Erection on the River Kwai  
The Seven Erections  
The Magnificent Erections  
Ocean’s Erection  
Erection-E  
Erection Royale  
Pulp Erection  
Erection Cake  
Citizen Erection  
The Erections of Madision County  
Erection and Juliette  
The Erection Strikes Back  
Return of the Erection  
The Phantom Erection  
Attack of the Erection

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/34 "2008-08-04T22:42:33Z")

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[QUOTE=bubastis]  
No Erections For Old Men  
[/QUOTE]

Nice one, centurion!

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/35 "2008-08-04T22:43:26Z")

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[QUOTE=ivan astikov]  
I can’t believe you’ve missed, **“Dr Strangelove(Or How I Learned To Love The Erection!)”**! Shame on you all!  
[/QUOTE]

Right there in the Op 😉

Also,  
Pump Up The Erection

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/36 "2008-08-04T22:47:55Z")

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Desperately Seeking Erection  
Brother from Another Erection  
The Good, The Bad, and The Erection  
Erection Begins & The Dark Erection  
Swamp Erection  
Iron Erection  
Erection of the Damned

Erection: The Hands of Fate  
The Incredible Shrinking Erection  
The Odd Erection  
The Erection of the Christ (ah well, I’m hellbound anyway)  
Requiem for an Erection  
A History of Erection (An Erection of Violence I wouldn’t want to see).

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/37 "2008-08-04T22:48:45Z")

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[QUOTE=bubastis]  
\*\*Right there in the Op \*\*😉

Also,  
Pump Up The Erection  
[/QUOTE]

Damn and blast!

OK, has anyone had **Alien Res_erection_**?

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/38 "2008-08-04T22:49:46Z")

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Nobody mentioned the obvious:  
The Towering Erection

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/39 "2008-08-04T22:52:56Z")

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Peewee’s Big Erection

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/40 "2008-08-04T22:55:28Z")

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_Erection of the World, Part I_  
_The Erection Collector_

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