# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/41 "2008-08-04T22:57:10Z")

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Willy Erection and the Chocolate Factory  
Free Erection  
Erection on the Fourth of July  
Buffy The Erection Slayer  
Star Wars Erection IV : A New Hope  
Erection of the Nerds(this one would have worked for the film as well)  
Erection of the Nerds II : Nerds in Paradise (pretty much the same)  
It’s a Wonderful Erection  
It’s the Great Erection Charlie Brown  
The Erection of Oz  
Erection at Tiffany’s (this one works for me too. Mmm, Hepburn)  
Erection Hard  
Erection Harder  
Erection Hard: With a Vengence  
Jurassic Erection  
Erections in the Attic  
Lara Croft: Erection Raider  
Lara Croft Erection Raider: The Cradle of Life

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/42 "2008-08-04T22:57:48Z")

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Sorry **Tengu** , I pinched yours as well. Drat, all the best ones have gone…okay, one more.  
\*\*Erection Bandits \*\*

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/43 "2008-08-04T23:03:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Weirddave]  
Nobody mentioned the obvious:  
The Towering Erection  
[/QUOTE]

I figured it wouldn’t be good form to mention the movie based on my own life story.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/44 "2008-08-04T23:03:46Z")

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Live Erect or Die Hard

Cool when it works for a whole series.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/45 "2008-08-04T23:06:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
Win!

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Twelve Angry Erections  
\*  
[/QUOTE]

Ah damn, somebody beat me to it.

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/46 "2008-08-04T23:11:01Z")

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Hellboy 2; The Golden Erection  
X-Files; I Want an Erection  
Wierd Erections  
She’s Having an Erection  
Clash of The Erections  
The Man With Two Erections  
Erections of Our Fathers  
Erection, Interrupted  
Dude, Wheres My Erection  
Basic Erections  
The Last Erection of Christ  
The Man With The Screaming Brain

DIE HARD WITH AN ERECTION!

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**Author:** ![The\_Batman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@The\_Batman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Batman)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/47 "2008-08-04T23:11:03Z")

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Seven Erections in Tibet  
Episode III: Erections of the Sith  
Erection, Vietnam!  
What Erections May Come  
From Russia With Erection  
The Erection Who Loved Me  
Doctor Erection  
For Your Erection Only  
Erection To Kill  
Never Say Erection  
The Erection Is Not Enough  
Erections Are Forever  
On Her Majesty’s Secret Erection  
Shaun Of The Erection  
Erection Fuzz  
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Erections

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/48 "2008-08-04T23:14:24Z")

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An Inconvenience Erection – A documentary by Al en Gorged.  
Pride and Erection  
To Kill an Erection  
The Good, the Bad and the Erection (sorry Peter Morris)  
Dial M for Erection  
Erection of Arabia  
Erection of Life  
Citizen Erection  
The Erection Over the River Kwai  
The Erection of Wrath  
All About Erections  
Double Erection  
West Side Erection  
Erection! Erection! Erection!  
An Erection Named Desire  
E_R_E_C_T_I_O\*N  
The Third Erection  
Erection Without a Cause  
Dances with Erections  
Eve’s Erection

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/49 "2008-08-04T23:21:12Z")

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The Man With The Screaming Erection

Good Morning, Erection!

Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About My Erection?

It’s A Wonderful Erection

Full Metal Erection

Butch Cassidy and the Erection Kid

The Best Erections Of Our Lives

The Erections of Dr. Caligari

Anatomy of an Erection

The Erection that Shot Liberty Valance

Pirates of The Carribean; The Curse of the Black Erection

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/50 "2008-08-04T23:24:15Z")

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An American Erection In Paris.  
Curse OF The Pink Erection.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/51 "2008-08-04T23:25:34Z")

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Easy Erection  
Erection on the Bounty  
My Fair Erection  
Pulp Erections  
Yankee Doodle Erection  
Bringing up Erections  
The Erection Hunter

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/52 "2008-08-04T23:38:38Z")

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The Erection That Time Forgot

Renains of The Erection

A Room With an Erection

Much Ado About Erections

Ten Things I Hate About Erections

I Was a Teenage Erection

Bram Stokers Erection

Shit, for that matter

Mary Shelleys Erection

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**Author:** ![ryobserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@ryobserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryobserver)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/53 "2008-08-04T23:49:48Z")

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Children, children…

Oh what the hell.

Indestructible Erection  
The Amazing Colossal Erection  
The Incredible Melting Erection  
Hercules Versus the Moon Erection  
(same word substituted in all the titles!)

Erection From the Haunted Sea  
Nightmare Erection  
The Crawling Erection  
The Atomic Erection  
Attack of the Killer Erections  
Erection A-Go-Go  
Erections From Outer Space (am I really the first to suggest this?)  
The Phantom Erection  
Erection from the Prehistoric Planet  
Erection the Invincible  
Crash of the Erections  
First Erection on Venus  
Devil of the Desert vs Erection of Hercules  
The Day the Erection Exploded  
Purple Erection from Outer Space  
Erections of the Wasteland (or Warriors of the Erection, your choice)  
The Doomsday Erection  
The Erection Never Ends  
Erection: Target Earth

and of course  
Godzilla vs. the Erection

Hey, somebody had to bring trashy movies to this thread.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/54 "2008-08-05T00:14:39Z")

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The Maltese Erection  
The Erection Jungle  
To Erection, With Love  
Erection and Erectioner

Okay, I’ll stop now.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/55 "2008-08-05T00:16:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
just thought of _9 1/2 Erections_.  
[/QUOTE]  
Half? What good is half an erection?

So, pulling from movies I’ve rated at IMDB

Raise Your Erection  
Cold Creek Erection  
The Erection of Emily Rose  
Erection: The Beginning  
Erection in the Water  
The Erection at Midnight  
How to Kill Your Neighbor’s Erection  
The Erection Adventure (1972 & 2005)  
The Family Erection  
The Erection Generation  
The Lion, the Witch and the Erection  
Fear of the Erection  
Harry Potter and the Erection of Secrets  
Hard Erection  
The Last Erection on Earth  
Pride & Erection  
Stolen Erection  
Disturbing Erection  
Lulu on the Erection

And the trilogy I rewatched this weekend:  
The Fellowship of the Erection  
The Two Erections  
The Return of the Erection

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/56 "2008-08-05T00:19:42Z")

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Forgot the French movies:

Pauline on the Erection  
Under the Erection

Also:

East of Erection  
To Wong Foo Thanks for Erections, Julie Newmar

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/57 "2008-08-05T00:29:19Z")

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Me, I go for the classics:

_The Erection of Party Beach_  
_Godzilla vs. the Erection Monster_  
_Erection of Dracula_  
_The Beast From 20,000 Erections_  
_I Walked With an Erection_ \*  
_The Erection That Challenged the World_  
_The Devil’s Erection_  
_I Spit on Your Erection_  
_A Fistful of Erections_

\*way-oh, way-oh-waaay… 😃

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/58 "2008-08-05T00:37:32Z")

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The first rule is don’t talk about _Erection Club_.

The entire crew know they’re going down when they encounter: _The Perfect Erection._

It’s no wonder all the girls scream when they see that the Beatles have _A Hard Days Erection_.

It’s amazing what desparados will do for _A Fistful of Erections_.

Hugh Grant must really like wearing a tux because he’s got _Four Weddings and an Erection._

All of Sleepy Hollow is horrified of _The Headless Erection_.

Long, hard, and full of seamen? Must be _Das Erection_.

Then there’s:  
_The Spy who loved Erections  
Five Easy Erections  
The Manchurian Erection  
Erection from the Black Lagoon  
Fear of a Black Erection  
I’m Gonna Get You, Erection!  
A Midsummer Nights Erection  
Parts: The Erection Horror  
My Favorite Erection  
Close Encounters of the Erection Kind  
Road to Erection  
Raise the Erection!  
ErectionQuest_

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/59 "2008-08-05T00:41:16Z")

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[Fear of a Black Erection](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106880/) (sorry, Hyno-Toad)  
Dead Erections  
Erection Jones  
Hav Erections  
Erections in the 'Hood  
Menace to Erections  
Erection in the Delta  
They Call Me Mr. Erection!

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**Author:** ![Baffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dec6dc/32.png) [@Baffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baffle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/60 "2008-08-05T00:49:18Z")

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The Erection Horror Picture Show. (Sounds like an ill-fated Google image search.)  
12 Angry Erections  
Black Erection  
Erection Almighty  
Chasing Erection  
Erection of the State  
A Fistful of Erection  
Full Metal Erection  
The Green Erection  
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Erection  
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Erections  
Ocean’s Erection  
The Erection of the Lambs  
Sixteen Erections

Some of these just write themselves.

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