# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/61 "2008-08-05T00:49:28Z")

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Bruce Lee:  
Enter the Erection  
Erection of Death

Cameron Crowe:  
Fast Erections at Ridgemont High  
Say Erection  
Erection Maguire  
Almost Erect  
Vanilla Erection

Pearl Jam:  
Single Erection Theory  
Touring Erection  
Erection in Cornice

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/62 "2008-08-05T01:06:13Z")

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By Dawn’s Early Erection  
Erection Force One  
The Big Red Erection  
Forbidden Erection  
Erection of Iron

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/63 "2008-08-05T01:10:30Z")

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American Erection X  
The Last Erection  
Three Erections in Tibet  
Freaky Erection  
Herbie the Love Erection  
An Erection is Born  
What’s Up, Erection  
What’s Erections Got To Do With It  
A History of Erections  
Little Big Erection  
The Best Erections of Our Lives  
Brighton Beach Erections (so appropriate)

**Bubastis, you should definitely organize a poll, whittle it down to 5 or 10, and have posters vote on a best.**

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/64 "2008-08-05T01:11:05Z")

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Men with Erections (a little indie Canadian film)

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/65 "2008-08-05T01:20:41Z")

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> [@Mtgman](#):
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> Willy Erection and the Chocolate Factory

I’d rather see _Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Erection_

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**Author:** ![DellieM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@DellieM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DellieM)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/66 "2008-08-05T01:27:22Z")

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Quote:  
Originally Posted by Beware of Doug  
just thought of 9 1/2 Erections.

Half? What good is half an erection?

It’s just the back half and looks really funny!

What about:

Oh Erection! Where Art Thou?

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/67 "2008-08-05T01:32:13Z")

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The Passion of the Erection.

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**Author:** ![Paladud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Paladud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paladud)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/68 "2008-08-05T01:38:30Z")

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Erecting late, so many good ones already!

A Clockwork Erection  
Erection for Lady Vengeance  
Erection of God (or alternatively, City of Erection)  
Team America: Erection Police  
Raging Erection

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/69 "2008-08-05T02:05:19Z")

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Sixteen Erections  
Ferris Beuller’s Erection Off  
The Erection that Time Forgot  
The Neverending Erection  
Lord of the Erections  
Erection of the Rings  
Erection on the Bounty  
Erection on Elm Street  
Erection the Menace  
Grumpy Old Erections  
The Blair Erection Project  
Erection Now  
The Erection of Private Slovik  
Never Cry Erection  
I Heart Erections

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/70 "2008-08-05T02:06:46Z")

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Sorry, Marilyn but _Gentlemen Prefer Erections_ and _Some Like it Erect_.

If I was in a Tokyo bar with Scarlett Johansen I know I’d be _Lost in Erection_.

A bunch of lonely Japanese soldiers provide us with _Erections From Iwo Jima_.

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/71 "2008-08-05T02:25:35Z")

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_Arsenic and Old Erections_  
_The Thin Erection_ (or: _The Erection Man_)  
_Beauty and the Erection_  
And, the timeless classic: _Erection V_

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**Author:** ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/72 "2008-08-05T02:27:14Z")

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Kung Fu Erection  
Field of Erections  
Erection Impossible  
The Erection Planet  
Erection of the Dead  
Pirates of the Erection  
Erection of the Worlds  
Deuce Bigalow Male Erection  
Erection of a President

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/73 "2008-08-05T02:36:28Z")

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The Three Erections!  
Tin Erection  
Erection in Black  
Three Erections and a Little Lady  
Erection Town  
Men of Erection Town  
For a Fistfull of Erections

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/74 "2008-08-05T02:51:30Z")

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The Day After Erection  
Erection of the Living Dead  
The Day the Erection Stood Still  
20 Million Miles to Erection  
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Erection  
Mel Brooks’ History of the Erection: Part 1  
The Courtship of Eddie’s Erection  
The Erection in Winter  
Paint Your Erection  
Erections from Iwo Jima  
Erections of Our Fathers  
Million Dollar Erection  
Erection in the Garden of Good and Evil  
The Erection of Private Slovik  
Four Weddings and an Erection  
7 Erections of Dr. Lao  
The Erections of Extraordinary Gentlemen  
The Incredible Shrinking Erection  
Attack of the 50 Foot Erection  
The Greatest Erection on Earth  
A Big Erection for the Little Lady

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/75 "2008-08-05T02:56:31Z")

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Manos: Erection of Fate  
Erection of the Damned  
The Man With Two Erectoins  
Ghost Dog: Way of the Erection  
Single White Erection  
Black Leather Erections

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/76 "2008-08-05T02:58:56Z")

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_It’s A Wonderful Erection  
The Man in the Erection Suit  
The Man in the Iron Erection  
Once Upon An Erection in the West  
Erection on 34th Street  
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Erections  
The L-Shaped Erection_

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/77 "2008-08-05T03:00:36Z")

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I can’t believe how tiresome it is to read the word erection over and over…

\*Toy Erection

Roman Erection or Erection Holiday

Some Like It Erect

Gentlemen Prefer Erections

Erections at Tiffany’s

The Sound of Erections

The Grand Erection

To Kill An Erection

Butch Cassidy and the Erection Kid

The Philadelphia Erection

Gone With the Erection

Mary Kate and Ashley: Getting There Erect  
\*

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/78 "2008-08-05T03:14:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Gala Matrix Fire]  
The Bourne Erection  
[/QUOTE]  
I’ve got the sequel: **The Bourne Priapism**

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/79 "2008-08-05T03:15:44Z")

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A New Erection  
The Erection Strikes Back  
Return of the Erection  
The Phantom Erection  
Attack of the Erections  
Revenge of the Erection

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/80 "2008-08-05T03:23:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Hogwash]  
They Saved Hitler’s Erection

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The Angry Samoans beat you to that one. NSFW broken link

http ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmVxqN4rg1c&feature=related

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