# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![davidw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@davidw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidw)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/81 "2008-08-05T03:26:24Z")

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The House of Flying Erections

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/82 "2008-08-05T03:32:20Z")

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The Thin Blue Erection  
Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Erection  
Erection Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut  
Final Erection  
The Erection …And How To Get It  
How To Get Erections In Advertising

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/83 "2008-08-05T03:41:48Z")

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Fat Erection and Little Boy

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/84 "2008-08-05T03:45:24Z")

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_The Erection of Oz_  
_Erection Rouge!_

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**Author:** ![Paladud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Paladud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paladud)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/85 "2008-08-05T04:10:45Z")

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Erection Scissorhands  
Behind Enemy Erections  
ETA: Erection Eating Gilbert Grape?

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/86 "2008-08-05T07:50:03Z")

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Cactus Erection  
The Last Erection Show  
Erection Story  
Erection Driver  
Dog Day Erection  
Close Erections of the third kind  
For your erection only (as sung by Sheena Easton)  
Mad Erection  
Erection Warrior (or Road Erection)  
Mad Max: Beyond Erectiondome  
Top Erection (Or Erection Gun)  
Dirty Erection (or Erection Dancing)  
The Spanish Erection  
Father of the Erection (or Erection of the Bride)  
Meet the Erections  
Wayne’s Erection

Erection Powers in Gold Member (there are so many permutations of the original titles…)

Shallow Erection  
There’s something about Erection  
Erection 2: Hypererection  
The Chronicles of Erection (Narnia or Riddick, your choice)

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**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/87 "2008-08-05T08:16:19Z")

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My erection with Andre  
You’ve got erection  
March of the erections  
Supersize me (yeah I know, no substition, but it doesn’t need one… that’s the beauty of it)  
Erection 9 from outer space  
Full Metal erection  
The Hudsucker Erection  
A hard day’s erection  
The never ending erection  
Honey I shrunk the erection  
The hitchiker’s guide to the erection  
Invasion of the erection snatchers  
Pirates of the Carribean - the curse of the black erection  
Talladega Erection: The ballad of ricky bobby  
Erections on a plane  
FML

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/88 "2008-08-05T09:15:55Z")

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I actually took the time to search to be sure these had not been posted. Forgive me if a duplicate slips through.

When Erections Collide  
The Princess Erection (Bride or Diaries)  
The Dirty Dozen Erections  
Erection From New York  
It! The Erection From Beyond Space  
Minority Erection  
How The Erection Was Won

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**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/89 "2008-08-05T10:24:10Z")

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**Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Erection**

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/90 "2008-08-05T10:39:40Z")

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Bring me the Erection of Alfredo Garcia\*

8 erections in a duffel bag

The Good, the Bad and the Erect

Run, Erection, Run

Things to do in Denver when you’re Erect

- not to be confused with another Sam Peckinpah classic, Junior Boner

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/91 "2008-08-05T10:45:22Z")

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Actually, Sam Peckerpah made several towering contributions to the genre

The Deadly Erections  
Ride the High Erections  
Major Erection  
The Wild Erection  
The Erection of Cable Hogue  
Pat Garrett and Billy the Erection  
The Killer Erection  
Erection of Iron

He’s a hard man to beat.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/92 "2008-08-05T11:28:47Z")

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Have we had **“House Of A 1,000 Erections”** yet? I bet some bugger beat me to that, as well. Or what about, **“Sudden Erection”**?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/93 "2008-08-05T11:40:56Z")

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Come back to the five and dime erection, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean.  
How can you keep her on the farm when she’s seen erections twice?  
Dungeons and Erections  
The erection was indiscreet

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/94 "2008-08-05T11:51:14Z")

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**The Erection Always Rings Twice.** Ouch!!! Leave my bell-end alone.

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**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/95 "2008-08-05T12:00:28Z")

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The French Erection

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/96 "2008-08-05T12:43:57Z")

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_The Fall of the Erection of Usher_  
_House of 1,000 Erections_  
_Once upon an Erection in Mexico_  
_Kiss the Erection_  
_Erection Impossible_  
_Fried Green Erections_  
_Mystic Erection_  
_The Oblong Erection_  
_An American Erection in London_  
Sorry if there are repeats!

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/97 "2008-08-05T14:48:10Z")

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_Throw Momma Off The Erection!  
20,000 Erections in Sing Sing  
Dude, Where’s My Erection?_

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/98 "2008-08-05T14:54:28Z")

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Two twofers:

\*Erections with Morrie  
Tuesdays with Erection

The Simpsons Erection  
The Erection Movie\*

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/99 "2008-08-05T14:58:33Z")

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Erection! Erection! Erection!  
Bad Day at Black Erection  
Erection! Erection!  
The Last of the Erections  
One Flew over the Erection’s Nest  
A Few Good Erections

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/100 "2008-08-05T15:00:35Z")

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_Rosemary’s Erection  
The Stepford Erections_

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