# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/121 "2008-08-05T21:56:36Z")

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_V for Erection_

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/122 "2008-08-05T22:09:31Z")

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Mr. Erection Goes to Washington  
Mr. Erection Builds His Dream House

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/123 "2008-08-05T22:18:30Z")

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Dick Erection

To Kill an Erection

Kind Hearts and Erections

The Grapes of Erections

The Best Erections of Our Lives

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Erection

A Kiss To Build An Erection On

Erections At a Funeral

National Treasure; Book of Erections

The Nutty Erection

Charlies Erection; Fully Loaded

Dead Erections Society

Erection Happens in Vegas

Teenage Mutant Ninja Erection; The Secret of The Ooze

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/124 "2008-08-05T22:22:21Z")

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Am I really the first one in with this? I don’t think I saw it…

_Star Trek: The Erection Picture  
Star Trek II: The Erection of Khan  
Star Trek III: The Search for Erection_ or _Star Trek III: The Erection for Spock  
Star Trek IV: The Erection Home  
Star Trek V: The Final Erection  
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Erection  
Star Trek: Gen-Erections  
Star Trek: First Erection_

and of course…

_Star Trek: Ins-Erection_

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/125 "2008-08-05T22:25:34Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Mr. Erection Builds His Dream House  
[/QUOTE]  
I meant:

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Erection.

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/126 "2008-08-05T22:26:13Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]

Mr. Erection Builds His Dream House  
[/QUOTE]

We’re going toe to toe in this thread, man.

Or erection to erection, if you prefer! 😃😃

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/127 "2008-08-05T22:34:08Z")

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[QUOTE=bubastis]  
We’re going toe to toe in this thread, man.  
[/QUOTE]  
I submitted post #125 before I even saw this, I swear. I was trying to do searches first, but saw nobody else was, so . . .

[QUOTE=bubastis]  
Or erection to erection, if you prefer! 😃😃  
[/QUOTE]  
Is this Erection à Erection –

[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140355/](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140355/)?

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/128 "2008-08-05T22:43:02Z")

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It’s addictive, I’ll tell you that much. Me and my drunk buddies were rhyming off Movies titles with erection in them for ages, and we still missed all the greta ones mentioned here. I’ve had erections on the brain all day… even moreso than usual.  
Wuthering Erections

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**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/129 "2008-08-05T22:48:12Z")

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[hijack]Have you noticed how bizarre the word “erection” looks after you’ve read it hundreds of times?[/hijack]

Santa Claus Defeats the Erections  
Erection Madness  
The Spongebob ErectionPants Movie

Okay. Gotta go wash that visual out of my mind.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/130 "2008-08-05T22:50:44Z")

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Speed Erection  
Prince of Erections

_ **::I CAN’T STOP!::** _

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/131 "2008-08-05T23:11:06Z")

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Damn, this is addictive!

I Spit on Your Erection  
It’s A Wonderful Erection  
How Green Was My Erection  
The Longest Erection  
A Midsummer Night’s Erection

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/132 "2008-08-05T23:20:07Z")

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Erection to Billy Joe (oops!)  
The Erections We Were  
Rin Tin Erection  
The Littlest Erection  
The Great Erection Robbery  
The Great Train Erection

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/133 "2008-08-05T23:27:37Z")

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The Erection Samurai

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/134 "2008-08-06T00:03:04Z")

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[QUOTE=aldiboronti]  
Damn, this is addictive!

I Spit on Your Erection  
It’s A Wonderful Erection  
How Green Was My Erection  
The Longest Erection  
A Midsummer Night’s Erection  
[/QUOTE]  
I hate to be the one to say this, but every everlovin’ one of these was posted before. 😃 Still, good job for thinking of them all without knowing that.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/135 "2008-08-06T06:43:12Z")

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The Stepford Erections  
War of the Erections  
The Red Erection of Courage  
Gooderections  
Henry V’s Erection

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/136 "2008-08-06T07:17:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
I hate to be the one to say this, but every everlovin’ one of these was posted before. 😃 Still, good job for thinking of them all without knowing that.  
[/QUOTE]

Damn! And I just realized that one of my others, _Dude, Where’s My Erection_ was a repeat.

To make amends:

They All Kissed the Erection  
The Erection That Died of Shame  
Forty Boys and an Erection  
The Last Erection of Lucky Luciano  
You Won’t Be Satisfied Until You Break My Erection

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/137 "2008-08-06T11:46:10Z")

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I may have missed it, but I can’t seem to see “Stand Up Virgin Erections”!!

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/138 "2008-08-06T11:52:33Z")

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For some reason, “Sisterhood of the Travelling Erections” seems inappropriate :dubious:

_eta_

as does “Erections in the time of Cholera”

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/139 "2008-08-06T14:21:29Z")

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The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down an Erection

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**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/140 "2008-08-06T14:26:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down an Erection  
[/QUOTE]

Or, conversely, The Englishman Who Went Up an Erection and Came Down a Mountain.

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