# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walker_in_Eternity)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/141 "2008-08-06T14:49:25Z")

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Fried Green Erection at the Whistle stop Cafe

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/142 "2008-08-06T15:30:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Walker in Eternity]  
Fried Green Erection at the Whistle stop Cafe  
[/QUOTE]

That’s the name of the novel. The film is just _Fried Green Erections_

_The Erection in the Hat  
How the Erection Stole Christmas  
Erection for the Prosecution  
Erection of a Murder  
Who Killed Cock Erection?  
The Erection of Oz  
Robin Hood: Prince of Erections  
Robin Hood: Erections in Tights  
Erection of Frankenstein_

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**Author:** ![takehomenanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@takehomenanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/takehomenanny)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/143 "2008-08-06T15:58:39Z")

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_Erections in Babysitting_

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/144 "2008-08-06T15:59:27Z")

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My life as an erection  
Erection on the bounty  
The Caine erection  
It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad erection  
Erection 911  
Mystery erection theatre 3000: The movie  
Bridget Jones’ erection  
The Lord of the Rings: The fellowship of the erection  
The Lord of the Rings: The two erections  
The Lord of the Rings: The return of the erection  
The best erection of our lives  
The accidental erection  
Earth erections are easy  
The erection horror picture show

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/145 "2008-08-06T16:34:17Z")

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\*The Erection of Anne Frank

An Erection For All Seasons

The Erection of the Iguana

Comes a Erection

Erection Misty For Me

A Fistful of Erections

Erection Hand Luke\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/146 "2008-08-06T17:17:23Z")

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Romancing the Erection  
The Longest Erection  
Band of Erections  
Kelly’s Erection  
Erection Hill  
The Erection Escape  
Where the Erections Are  
Triumph of the Erection  
The Erections of Iwo Jima  
Rooster Erection  
My Darling Erection  
She Wore a Yellow Erection  
Seven Erections in May  
Resevoir Erections  
Walking Erect  
The Erection in Mary Lous Handbag  
Steel Erections  
The Erection King

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/147 "2008-08-06T19:05:55Z")

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_The Once and Future Erection  
Flowers in the Erection_ or _Erections in the Attic  
The Erection in Winter  
Lady Windemere’s Erection  
The Lion, The Witch and the Erection  
Pixar’s Erection Story_ and _Erection Story 2  
A Man for All Erections  
The Taming of the Erection_ or _The Erection of the Shrew  
Whatever Happened to Baby Erection?  
Hush, Hush, Sweet Erection_

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/148 "2008-08-06T19:06:24Z")

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The Hand that Rocks the Erection  
The Last Erection Show

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/149 "2008-08-06T19:09:36Z")

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You guys are making it hard to beat, but I think I have a meaty one:  
_Kung Pao: Enter the Erection_

ETA: This looks like a good place for my favourite saying - “A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/150 "2008-08-06T19:33:02Z")

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Legends of the Erection  
The Erections of Navarone  
I, Erection  
The Bad Erection Bears  
An Erection Runs through It  
Erection Ridge  
Play Erection For Me  
In the Line of Erection  
New Jack Erection  
Secrets of the Ya-Ya Erection  
Erection of the Gods  
The Erections of Riddick  
King Erection  
Wild Erections  
Day of the Erection  
Conan the Erection  
Erection Bandits  
Erection of Brian  
James and the Giant Erection

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/151 "2008-08-06T20:00:29Z")

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_On A Clear Day You Can See Erection  
Funny Erection_ and its sequel, _Funny Erection  
The Music Erection  
Zorro, The Gay Erection  
The Bucket Erection_

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/152 "2008-08-06T20:14:17Z")

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The Unsinkable Erection Brown  
Erection Talk  
Desperately Seeking Erections

[QUOTE=HeyHomie]  
The Hand that Rocks the Erection  
[/QUOTE]  
The Erection that Rocks the Cradle – now that’s something I gotta see!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/153 "2008-08-06T20:21:55Z")

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_The Six Erections of Henry the 8th  
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Erection  
3:10 to Erection  
High Plains Erection  
Erection Majestyk  
Dirty Mary and Erection Larry  
Erection Water for Chocolate  
Erection Poppins_

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/154 "2008-08-06T20:22:56Z")

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Bob & Carol & Erection & Alice  
Erection Proof Fence  
Once Were Erections

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/155 "2008-08-06T21:36:01Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
_It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Erection_  
[/QUOTE]  
I would have sworn this was called _It’s an Erection Erection Erection Erection Erection Erection World._

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/156 "2008-08-06T21:37:53Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
The Six Erections of Henry the 8th  
[/QUOTE]

I’ll see you and raise you _The 7 Erections of Dr. Lao_.

Or for that matter _Anne of the Thousand Erections_.

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/157 "2008-08-06T21:42:13Z")

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The Madness of Erect George

Smoking Erections

Rumble In The Erection

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Erections

Gregory’s Erection and its sequel, Gregory’s 2 Erections

The Forbidden Erection

The Color Of Erections

and I re-iterate my favourite,

Stop! Or My Erection will Shoot

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/158 "2008-08-06T21:46:00Z")

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Have we done Clint Eastwood yet?

_A Fistful of Erections  
For a Few Erections More  
The Erection Josie Wales  
Dirty Erection  
Coogan’s Erection  
Paint Your Erection  
High Plains Erection  
The Eiger Erection  
Any Which Erection You Can  
The Dead Erection  
White Hunter Black Erection  
The Erections Fell on Henrietta  
Erection in the Garden of Good and Evil  
Absolute Erection  
Space Erections  
Mystic Erection  
Million Erection Baby_ or _Million Dollar Erection  
Erection of Our Fathers  
Erections from Iwo Jima  
Thelonious Monk: Straight, No Erection_

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/159 "2008-08-06T22:06:11Z")

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Being John Erection  
Say Erection  
The Sure Erection  
The Planet of the Erections  
Beyond the Planet of the Erections  
Erection from the Planet of the Apes  
2001: An Erection Odyssey  
Shakespeare in Erection  
Being Erection  
The Erections are Coming ( :dubious: )  
Erection! Erection! Erection!  
Hannah and her Erections  
The Erection Below  
Six Erections of Separation  
Erections of Endearment  
Field of Erections  
Erections of the Corn

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/160 "2008-08-06T22:08:33Z")

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The Word Has Lost All Meaning…  
The Erection of Wrath

Raise the Red Erection

The Emperor’s Naked Erection Marches On

All the President’s Erections

The Man Who Would Be Erect

When an Erection Met Sally…

Hannah and Her Erection

The Erection and the Pity

An Erection for All Seasons

We All Loved Each Erection So Much

I Am an Erection from a Chain Gang

When a Woman Ascends the Erection

Erectionzapoppin’

The French Lieutenant’s Erection

The Private Erection of Sherlock Holmes

Flavour of Green Tea Over Erections

Erections Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

Pandora and the Flying Erection

White Erections in the South Seas

The Lady with the Little Erection

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