# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Erection" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845 "2008-08-04T21:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/161 "2008-08-06T22:14:13Z")
Does anybody want to compile all the titles so far, so we can avoid repetition? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/162 "2008-08-06T22:20:18Z")
late to the party, so forgive me if this is a repeat, _Dr Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the erection._ ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/163 "2008-08-06T22:39:29Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] Does anybody want to compile all the titles so far, so we can avoid repetition? [/QUOTE] I’m gonna do just that, and e-mail it to my buddies that were playing this game. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/164 "2008-08-06T22:42:03Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] The Erection of Wrath [/QUOTE] Dueling erections again! 😛 Teahouse of the August Erection Hitchcock: The Farmer’s Erection Juno and the Erection Erection 17 The 39 Erections (couldn’t search) Jamaica Erection Shadow of an Erection ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/165 "2008-08-06T22:48:55Z")
I can’t stop, I’ve lost all self-control! _The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Erection Bedknobs and Erections The Erection: Carrie 2 The Last Erection of Christ_ (that one may be a repeat) _The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Erections If It’s Tuesday, It Must Be Erection The Erection That Saved Pittsburgh_ ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/166 "2008-08-06T23:43:18Z")
A quick, probably not accurate count of the posts so far reveal the most OCD afflicted, Erection obsessed posters to be Myself, Bubastis with 125 Erections With Otto and 5-4 Fighting tied at 105 Erections each. Again, this may not be accurate, please don’t hold me to the erection. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/167 "2008-08-06T23:52:47Z")
The Erecton on Carroll Street ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/168 "2008-08-07T01:58:06Z")
Erectionstarter An Erection Too Far His Erection Friday Killer Erections from Outer Space Erection Park Single White Erection Erections Women Want Erection Driver ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/169 "2008-08-07T02:32:22Z")
If we pair “erection” with single word title movies, we would wind up with Titanic Erection. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/170 "2008-08-07T03:52:06Z")
Although there were a couple of other “Harry Potter” ones, I can’t believe I’m first with _Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Erection_. “Tell me Harry,” said Dumbledore, “do you like movies about gladiators?” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/171 "2008-08-07T04:07:28Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis] A quick, probably not accurate count of the posts so far reveal the most OCD afflicted, Erection obsessed posters to be Myself, Bubastis with 125 Erections With Otto and 5-4 Fighting tied at 105 Erections each. [/QUOTE] Just out of curiosity, if I offer two variations on the same title do I get credit for both? _The Courtship of Eddie’s Erection_ or _The Erection of Eddie’s Father Flower Drum Erection The Tin Erection The Prince and the Erection_ or _The Erection and the Showgirl What’s New, Erection? The Sixth Erection_ or _The Erection Sense Eating Out 2: Sloppy Erections_ I know, let’s do [Judy Garland](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Judy_Garland_performances)! _The Big Erection_ or _The Erection Revue The Erection of Jack and Jill La Erection de Santa Barbara Erection Parade_ or _Pigskin Erection Broadway Erection of 1938 Erections Don’t Cry Listen, Erection_ or _Erection, Darling Erections in Arms Andy Hardy Meets Erection Strike Up the Erection Little Nellie Erection Erections on Broadway For Me and My Erection Erections Cheer Presenting Lily Erection Erection Crazy The Harvey Erections_ or _The Erection Girls Erection Follies 'Till the Erections Roll By Words and Erections_ or _Erections and Music Erection Parade In the Good Old Erection Erection Stock Erection at Nuremberg_ And her unfinished films: _The Erections of Broadway Annie Get Your Erection Royal Erection Valley of the Erections_ or _Erection of the Dolls_ ---
**Author:** ![Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walker_in_Eternity)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/172 "2008-08-07T08:19:05Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] That’s the name of the novel. The film is just _Fried Green Erections_ [/quote] I’m sure that here in the UK it had the full title. In the same way that the first Harry Potter film is called The Philosopher’s Erection 🙂 . ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/173 "2008-08-07T15:13:38Z")
Disney Classics: The Sword in the Erection Old Erection That bit from Fantasia called The Sorcerers Erection Erections and Broomsticks The Wind in the Erection Erection the Pooh The Erection King The Great Mouse Erection The Erection before Christmas And of course, the current tween craze; High School Erection. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/174 "2008-08-07T16:08:28Z")
A few more for luck (and because there’s gold in them thar obscurer movies) The Little Erection That Could Daddy’s Little Erection and the New Baby His Little Erection Was With Him All the Time ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/175 "2008-08-07T16:26:30Z")
_Dead Erection Walking The Hudsucker Erection The Erection That Roared 20,000 Leagues Under the Erection_ or _20,000 Erections Under the Sea Journey to the Center of the Erection_ or _Journey to the Erection of the Earth Beneath the Erection of the Apes Escape From the Erection of the Apes Conquest of the Erection of the Apes Battle for the Erection of the Apes_ ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/176 "2008-08-07T21:31:43Z")
From the Vin Diesel thread; Find Me Erection (as in, Tally Me Banana) Also, in a horror mode; Erection Snaps ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/177 "2008-08-07T22:04:39Z")
_Three Erections and a Baby_ (ew) _The Men and a Little Erection Erection Pocus Erection Madness Children of a Lesser Erection The Erections Must Be Crazy My Beautiful Erection My Left Erection Das Erection Crocodile Erection The Ox-Bow Erection Erections on a Train Man on the Erection_ or _Erection on the Moon Amazon Women on the Erection House of 1000 Erections_ or _Erection of 1000 Corpses_ ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/178 "2008-08-08T02:11:17Z")
_Women on the verge of a nervous erection._ ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/179 "2008-08-08T04:39:36Z")
Four pages? Really? Schwarzenegger films: Terminator 3: Rise of the Erection (2003) (way to easy) Erection Damage (2002) Erection of Days (1999) Erection & Robin (1997) Erection All the Way (1996) True Erection (1994) Last Action Erection (1993) Terminator 2: Erection Day (1991) Total Erection (1990) Erection Heat (1988) The Running Erection (1987) Raw Erection (1986) Red Erection (1985) The Erection (1984) Erection the Destroyer (1984) Conan the Erection (1982) Erection Hunt (1979) Erection in New York (1970) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845/180 "2008-08-08T15:35:17Z")
[QUOTE=Lakai] Four pages? Really? \ [/QUOTE] We may be slightly immature here; I don’t know if you’ve noticed that. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-erection/458845.md?page=10)