# Replace One Word in a Movie's Title with "Newt" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 7, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125 "2008-08-07T03:55:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/1 "2008-08-07T03:55:22Z")
It Happened One Newt All the President’s Newts A Mighty Newt O Newt Where Art Thou A Hard Day’s Newt Guys and Newts Essay question: Are erections inherently funnier than newts? Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/2 "2008-08-07T04:20:18Z")
Erections are inherently funnier than anything. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/3 "2008-08-07T04:33:43Z")
_The Maltese Newt A Fistful of Newts Inherit the Newt Newts Like It Hot Anatomy of a Newt N_E_W_T The Wrong Newt The Newtman of Alcatraz The Newt Trap The Triplets of Newtville The Newt Hunter The Man in the Newt Suit\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/4 "2008-08-07T04:40:14Z")
Forgot one… _Newt Faces of 1937_ ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/5 "2008-08-07T05:32:30Z")
All Quiet on the Western Newt. The seventh Newt of Sindbad Newt on 34th street Newt the 13th Newt Begins the Dark Newt The Newt of Living Dangerously Altered Newts The Newt An Innocent Newt In Newt Blood Just doesn’t work… ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/6 "2008-08-07T05:51:07Z")
Erections of a Dangerous Newt :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/7 "2008-08-07T16:17:53Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] Erections are inherently funnier than anything. [/QUOTE] Except possibly nipples. In the heat of the nipple Close encounters of the third nipple Goldnipple The Matrix: Renipple Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Nipple The birth of a nipple The odd nipple ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/8 "2008-08-07T16:38:54Z")
The Newt Always Rings Twice ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/9 "2008-08-08T03:16:13Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] Goldnipple [/QUOTE] I prefer The Man with Golden Nipple ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/10 "2008-08-08T03:35:17Z")
Can we just combine them? _Newt Erection on a Hot Tin Roof The Newt Erection Also Rises The Old Man and the Newt Erection Two Newt Erections for Sister Sara_ ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/11 "2008-08-08T03:45:01Z")
**Newt Rockne, All American**. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/12 "2008-08-08T15:20:30Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] I prefer The Man with Golden Nipple [/QUOTE] Here’s the list of Bond nipples…films. Dr. Nipple From Russia with Nipple Goldnipple Thundernipple You Only Nipple Twice On Her Majesty’s Secret Nipple Nipples Are Forever Live and Let Nipple The Man with the Golden Nipple The Spy Who Nippled Me Nippleraker For Your Nipples Only Never Say Nipple Again Nipplepussy (Octonipple) A View to a Nipple The Living Nipplelights Nipple to Kill NippleEye Tomorrow Never Nipples The World Is Nipple Enough Die Another Nipple Nipple Royale Nipple of Solace (in productionipple) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/13 "2008-08-08T15:33:14Z")
_The Man Who Newt Oo Much_ ---
**Author:** ![ntcrawler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/34f0e0/32.png) [@ntcrawler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ntcrawler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/14 "2008-08-08T15:38:12Z")
The Day The Newt Stood Still All Through The Newt Revenge of the Newts Newtsies Alien vs Newt ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/15 "2008-08-08T15:44:47Z")
Newt Wars The Newt Strikes Back Return of the Newt Nightmare on Newt Street Field of Newts Gone with the Newt ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/16 "2008-08-08T18:17:24Z")
In the Heat of the Newt Frankenewt 1001 Arabian Newts Midnewt in the Garden of Good and Evil Saturday Newt Fever Newt at the Museum Newt at the Roxbury We Own the Newt Newt of the Living Dead Prom Newt A Hard Days Newt Newt Shift ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/17 "2008-08-08T20:42:25Z")
Aliens ~ Newt It works both ways, see?!? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/18 "2008-08-08T21:40:44Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] _The Man Who Newt Oo Much_ [/QUOTE] Hee! The Purple Newt of Cairo Gremlins 2: The Newt Batch Newt Jack City Do the Newt Thing That Darn Newt! The Newt in the Hat ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/19 "2008-08-08T21:59:39Z")
The Newton Boys ---
**Author:** ![phil417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@phil417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phil417)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-in-a-movies-title-with-newt/459125/20 "2008-08-11T09:15:57Z")
\*Gone with the Newt Blazing Newts Newt without a Cause \*