# Replace one word of a movie quote with the word "underpants" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 27, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366 "2004-04-27T22:36:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/21 "2004-04-27T23:57:31Z")
Vincent: How many guys up there? Jules: Three or four. Vincent: That’s countin’ our guy? Jules: Not sure. Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there? Jules: It’s possible. Vincent: We should have fuckin’ underpants. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/22 "2004-04-28T00:00:16Z")
**Norma Desmond** : I _am_ big! It’s the _underpants_ that got small! Sunset Underpants Fenris ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/23 "2004-04-28T00:03:50Z")
Faye Dunaway – No underpants, EVER! Clint Eastwood – Go ahead, make my underpants. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/24 "2004-04-28T00:12:06Z")
Jaws: “We’re gonna need bigger underpants” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/25 "2004-04-28T00:13:09Z")
007: “My name is Underpants; _James_ Underpants” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/26 "2004-04-28T00:14:07Z")
_Bridge Over The River Kwai_: There’s a stench of death about you. You carry it in your underpants like the plague. _Touch of Evil_: What else is there to think about, except my underpants, my dirty underpants? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/27 "2004-04-28T00:17:40Z")
Marty McFly: Are you telling me… you made a time machine… out of UNDERPANTS? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/28 "2004-04-28T00:21:00Z")
Thankfully they brought back :smack: I swear, I read through the thread and didn’t see it. Fine. Dean: There are two kinds of metal in this yard: scrap, and underpants. What you currently have… IN YOUR MOUTH… is underpants. – The Iron Giant. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/29 "2004-04-28T00:27:06Z")
Jack Nicholson: You want the underpants?! You can’t handle the underpants!! ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/30 "2004-04-28T00:27:25Z")
From Raging Bull “…'cause one night I took off my robe and what’d I do? I forgot to wear underpants.” Er… ---
**Author:** ![Feit\_C\_Taj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/31 "2004-04-28T00:28:34Z")
Jules: Looks like I caught you at breakfast. Sorry about that. What’re y’all having? Brad: Underpants. Jules: Underpants! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/32 "2004-04-28T00:30:33Z")
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Underpants anymore. Ok… I’ll get back to work now… ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/33 "2004-04-28T00:38:37Z")
Is this Heaven? No, it’s Underpants. –Field of Underpants (or Underpants of Dreams, your choice) “I have been, and always shall be your underpants.” –Spock to Kirk “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my underpants. Prepare to die.” –The Princess Underpants Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/34 "2004-04-28T01:04:57Z")
**Fight Club** : In all probability, God doesn’t like underpants. **Homeward Bound** : Home is just over those underpants. “Strength and underpants” is the funniest one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/35 "2004-04-28T01:13:56Z")
_The Big Lebowski_ All The Dude ever wanted… was his underpants back. _Star Wars_ Myself, the boy, two droids, and no underpants. _Falling Down_ Now you’re gonna die wearing those stupid little underpants! How does that make you feel? _The Blues Brothers_ We’re getting the underpants back together. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/36 "2004-04-28T01:15:10Z")
**General Jack D. Ripper** : Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? **Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake** : No, I don’t think I do, sir, no. **General Jack D. Ripper** : He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious underpants fluids. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/37 "2004-04-28T01:16:48Z")
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, and they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. "In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? “Underpants.” – Harry Lime, _The Third Man_ ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/38 "2004-04-28T01:21:25Z")
And one more I forgot, sorry: _Chasing Amy_ Well, look at this morose motherfucker right here… smells like someone shit in his underpants… nooch. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/39 "2004-04-28T01:22:30Z")
_Casablanca_: “Round up the usual underpants.” ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366/40 "2004-04-28T01:26:20Z")
Underpants-you-wish! It was underpants that killed the beast. I am too underpants for this shit! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/replace-one-word-of-a-movie-quote-with-the-word-underpants/242366.md?page=3)