The perfect generic insult…
It takes one to know one.
Th pu np, kl. 
In Greece we say “The donkey called the rooster big-headed”
Where I’m from, we say,
“Shut the hell up, moron, before I whack you up side your side with a two by four with a nail sticking out of it!”
Seems to work most times.
:smack: Notice how much better it works with the right words in place?
C-O-F-F-E-E…
“That’s like (political commentator) calling (political commentator) a liar!”
I took the names out, because I’m running a bit rich on venom these days. I gotta watch myself.
Hi, I’m Mr. Kettle-
You must me Mr Pot…
Friggin Ockers
Maybe that’s a good idea in La La Land, or wherever the hell it is that you reside, but around here…not such a good idea.
(Oy, I can just imagine it. There I am, making my transfer at Newark Penn Station, when some crackwhore asks me for money. “Well, dear lady, I hope you don’t think I’m being niggardly…”
Yeah, I’m sure she’ll wait to start beating me to a bloody pulp so that I can “gently tell her the definition,” “enlighten her,” and “think up an example of another word that sounds nasty but isn’t.”
My dying utterance will be “A faggot is a bunch of sticks! A bunch of sticks!”)