# Reply to this topic as if you were 10 years old. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583 "2005-02-05T23:23:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/1 "2005-02-05T23:23:15Z")
…and if you don’t, I’m taking my toys and going home. ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/2 "2005-02-05T23:25:15Z")
Why should I, goofus? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/3 "2005-02-05T23:26:44Z")
Pftftftftftftft! You’re **mean**! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/4 "2005-02-05T23:29:08Z")
Give me those toys! (Takes a nice, solid grip) ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/5 "2005-02-05T23:30:09Z")
Fine, go home. I’ll find new friends anyway! ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/6 "2005-02-05T23:46:44Z")
_Guys_, come _on_! ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/7 "2005-02-05T23:51:10Z")
Do we have to? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/8 "2005-02-05T23:53:34Z")
> [@sweetfreak](#): > > Do we have to? 😛 Yes, cause I’m making the rules. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/9 "2005-02-05T23:54:53Z")
I’m gonna tell! ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/10 "2005-02-05T23:58:51Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Yes, cause I’m making the rules. Rules drool. I rule! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/11 "2005-02-06T00:01:11Z")
u smell like BUTT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/12 "2005-02-06T00:01:15Z")
This is no fair!!! ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/13 "2005-02-06T00:01:51Z")
Good! I didn’t want you to come over anyway. I’m gonna tell all my Neofriends how mean you are. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/14 "2005-02-06T00:06:42Z")
I know you are, but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/15 "2005-02-06T00:08:14Z")
You’re not the boss of me! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/16 "2005-02-06T00:09:47Z")
Paul sucks. John is the good one. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/17 "2005-02-06T00:10:11Z")
You’re all buttheads. Poopy buttheads. ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/18 "2005-02-06T00:11:05Z")
You’re all stupid!! Ewwwwwwwww, you’ve got the cooooooties!! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/19 "2005-02-06T00:13:05Z")
Come on, **FairyChatMom**. I’ll braid your hair and we can watch Lizzy Maguire. These guys are so _lame_ anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/20 "2005-02-06T00:17:04Z")
We can paint our toenails too ivylass and FCM. I got the greatest sparkly polish! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583.md?page=2)