# Reply to this topic as if you were 10 years old. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583 "2005-02-05T23:23:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/21 "2005-02-06T00:19:29Z")
Sorry guys, I was born fully grown about 4 years ago. I was never 10. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/22 "2005-02-06T00:23:33Z")
> [@dare\_devil007\_](#): > > You’re all stupid!! Ewwwwwwwww, you’ve got the cooooooties!! I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/23 "2005-02-06T00:23:57Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Sorry guys, I was born fully grown about 4 years ago. I was never 10. Liar, Liar pants on fire. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/24 "2005-02-06T00:27:47Z")
> [@Flutterby](#): > > We can paint our toenails too ivylass and FCM. I got the greatest sparkly polish! Cool - I’ll bring all the new scrunchies my grandma just bought for me! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/25 "2005-02-06T00:36:02Z")
And if you promise promise swear to God hope you die promise not to tell anyone… I snuck my mom’s mascara and blush out of her bureau. Ssssh. ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/26 "2005-02-06T00:43:07Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > I snuck my mom’s mascara and blush out of her bureau. Ssssh. I triple-dog dare you to wear her makeup to school on Monday! I wonder if Tommy Mason will notice? \ ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/27 "2005-02-06T00:46:41Z")
:rolleyes: I’ll just put it on when I get on the bus and rub it off before I get home. Tommy Mason? Gross! You have _no_ taste. ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/28 "2005-02-06T00:51:32Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > :rolleyes: I’ll just put it on when I get on the bus and rub it off before I get home. > > Tommy Mason? Gross! You have _no_ taste. You’re mean! I hate you! Besides, _I’m_ not the one who was sucking face with Tommy behind the monkey bars during recess on Friday! ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/29 "2005-02-06T01:01:56Z")
Are there gonna be vampires in it? Well, ANY kind of monsters?!?! If not, I’m not interested! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/30 "2005-02-06T01:03:28Z")
You got a Hollowweenie and Crystal Balls! ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/31 "2005-02-06T01:03:44Z")
Eeeeeeewwwww!!! You’ve got cooties! _backs away_ [hijack](True story–when I was about 12 I would tell guys that I had cooties to get them to back off. It worked)[/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/32 "2005-02-06T01:08:45Z")
I see London, I see France, I see \*\*Idle Thoughts \*\* underpants!! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/33 "2005-02-06T01:10:10Z")
> [@Q.N. Jones](#): > > You’re mean! I hate you! > > Besides, _I’m_ not the one who was sucking face with Tommy behind the monkey bars during recess on Friday! You liar! I’m going to get you for that! (chases Q.N. around the playground) ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/34 "2005-02-06T01:23:51Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > You liar! I’m going to get you for that! > > (chases Q.N. around the playground) nanny nanny boo boo! (pulls **ivylass** ’s pigtails) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/35 "2005-02-06T01:27:01Z")
_completely silent, reading_ ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/36 "2005-02-06T01:28:29Z")
_completely silent, drawing_ ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/37 "2005-02-06T01:28:36Z")
This post is for **girls** only. \ You wanna have a sleepover? I borrowed my sister’s copy of _Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret_. She gets her _period_ in it. ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/38 "2005-02-06T01:30:34Z")
> [@IrreverentTone](#): > > This post is for **girls** only. \ > > You wanna have a sleepover? I borrowed my sister’s copy of _Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret_. She gets her _period_ in it. EEEEEW! Cool! Hey, let’s prank call some people after your parents go to bed! ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/39 "2005-02-06T01:35:02Z")
Can we call _whispers_ BOYS??? I mean… even though they’re supersonic idiotic brain-affected disconnected ooey gooey candy-coated dipsticks? ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/40 "2005-02-06T01:42:36Z")
Sure. I wonder if Tommy Mason’s refrigerator is running. \ Mom will even make Rice Krispy Treats for us if I ask her really nicely. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583.md?page=3)