# Reply to this topic as if you were 10 years old. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583 "2005-02-05T23:23:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/61 "2005-02-06T16:13:37Z")
Well, whatever, 'cause you’re _ugly_! Aside: I work with 7th graders (~ 12 years old); _man alive_, are they mean to each other! ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/62 "2005-02-06T16:18:16Z")
> [@Cosmopolitan](#): > > Well, whatever, 'cause you’re _ugly_! NO, YOU ARE!!! You’re so ugly that Tommy Mason says he’d rather kiss Swamp Thing than you! ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/63 "2005-02-06T16:26:51Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > …and if you don’t, I’m taking my toys and going home. You’re such a baby. I’ll just play with my cool toys, not your lame ones. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/64 "2005-02-06T16:59:10Z")
> [@633squadron](#): > > Yeah, and you got COOTIES! Ew, don’t drink from the water fountain, jelly elly put her cooties in it! GROSS! Liar, liar, pants on fire! **633** --You shut up now or I’m telling about the time in kindergarten when you wet your pants! Baby! Baaaaabbbbbbyyyyyy! \ Who wants to play with you guys, anyway? I gotta new video game at my house and my aunt’s taking me downtown. So there! \ (actually all I did was read and climb trees at 10…) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/65 "2005-02-06T17:00:12Z")
(Shoves **Q.N.** in the sandbox and kicks sand on his shoes.) So there! Now, where did I put Mom’s blush and mascara? If I don’t put it back before she gets home tonight she’s going to ground me. Then, how will I be able to call Tommy Mason on the phone? Ooops! :eek: I didn’t just say that! I didn’t mean it! Runs off to find **FairyChatMom** and her new scrunchies. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/66 "2005-02-06T17:14:23Z")
“Milk Milk Lemonade. Round the corner fudge is made.” ::hits ivylass with her cast:: GIRLS ARE STUPID! ::goes to play football with the boys:: ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/67 "2005-02-06T17:16:16Z")
::finds that the boys don’t like her either:: ::Tries to date matt.:: ::Sigh. Reads alone again.:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/68 "2005-02-06T17:20:58Z")
I’m bored!!! ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/69 "2005-02-06T17:25:40Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > …and if you don’t, I’m taking my toys and going home. Excluse me, but your characterization of people at ten is insulting. You were once ten, and if this is how you choose to depict us, it says more about your memory than it does about us. Or maybe this really _is_ how you were at 10, which might explain many things. [/snotty arrogant 10 year old “little adult” me] ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/70 "2005-02-06T17:52:16Z")
I hate you! Hate you hate you hate you! Waaaaaaaaaaaah! ---
**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/71 "2005-02-06T18:02:13Z")
I’m not gonna be your best friend no more!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/72 "2005-02-06T18:03:07Z")
[Cartman] Screw you guys, I’m going home! [/Cartman] ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/73 "2005-02-06T21:20:45Z")
Don’t cry. If you share your recess snack with me, I’ll be your best friend! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/74 "2005-02-06T21:23:17Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > ::hits ivylass with her cast:: > > GIRLS ARE STUPID! ::ivylass sits on the ground and cries, holding her stomach, waiting for a mod-type to come help her:: (Funny how quickly this deteriorated into a free-for-all. I certainly don’t remember that at age 10. I had my nose in a book and occassionally came up for air to play with my Little People Castle and A-Frame house.) ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/75 "2005-02-06T21:27:03Z")
How rude! _goes over to comfort **ivylass** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/76 "2005-02-06T21:33:18Z")
[watching TV - ignoring request to reply to OP] ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/77 "2005-02-06T21:35:55Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > (Shoves **Q.N.** in the sandbox and kicks sand on his shoes.) > > So there! Now, where did I put Mom’s blush and mascara? If I don’t put it back before she gets home tonight she’s going to ground me. > > Then, how will I be able to call Tommy Mason on the phone? > > Ooops! :eek: I didn’t just say that! I didn’t mean it! > > Runs off to find **FairyChatMom** and her new scrunchies. (flings sand in **ivylass** ’s eyes) Ha ha! Got you back! Oh, and I stole your mom’s blush and mascara, stomped on them, and threw them in the dumpster behind the school! Thhhhhhbbbbpppppt! Hey, wanna come over to my house after school? I live right next door to Tommy and you can see into his bedroom from my little sister’s room. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/78 "2005-02-06T21:42:06Z")
> [@Q.N. Jones](#): > > Hey, wanna come over to my house after school? I live right next door to Tommy and you can see into his bedroom from my little sister’s room. ::ivylass sniffs and wipes her eyes:: Okay, but first you have to help me get my mom’s makeup from the Dumpster. ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/79 "2005-02-06T21:46:28Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > ::ivylass sniffs and wipes her eyes:: > > Okay, but first you have to help me get my mom’s makeup from the Dumpster. I was kidding about that. (fishes in backpack) Here it is. Gotcha ya! 😛 Hey, if we use my dad’s binoculars, we might be able to see Tommy NAKED!!! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583/80 "2005-02-06T22:01:17Z")
Thanks, **Q.N.**. I’m sorry I got sand in your shoes. But naked? Ewww…that’s just gross! But I have my Britney Spears CD in my backpack. We can sing along to it at your house. ::goes skipping off with **Q.N.** :: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you-were-10-years-old/288583.md?page=5)