Reporter shooting in Virginia

The most lethal move of them all has already been clearly established:

Maybe if you lined them up half a dozen abreast like this:
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You could punch the temple of the kid on the left while you’re punching the temple of the kid on the right, knocking all their heads together with the Double Monkey Punch. The resonance waves within and between all their tiny skulls would make their heads explode.
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