# Reporter shooting in Virginia **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporter-shooting-in-virginia/728942 "2015-08-26T13:30:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 200
**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporter-shooting-in-virginia/728942/200 "2015-08-29T23:17:23Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > You could run down a bus load of kids waiting to board easier than shooting them. The most lethal move of them all has already been clearly established: > [@Could you knock out an enraged chimp?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-you-knock-out-an-enraged-chimp/545830/24): > > first blow is to the wind pipe with the sharp of the knuckles and the second to both temples with both fists at the same time. This is done because the energy of a singular blow is partially absorbed by the deflection of the head. Striking from both sides doubles the force of a single blow and with nowhere for the head to deflect it transmits all the energy. I’m sure there is probably some additional trauma to the brain from 2 intersecting shock waves but I’ll leave that to engineers to explain. Maybe if you lined them up half a dozen abreast like this: (◑‿◐)(◑‿◐)(◑‿◐)(◑‿◐)(◑‿◐)(◑‿◐) You could punch the temple of the kid on the left while you’re punching the temple of the kid on the right, knocking all their heads together with the Double Monkey Punch. The resonance waves within and between all their tiny skulls would make their heads explode. |/|/|/|/|/|/ _‿_ _‿\*\*‿_ _‿\*\*‿_ _‿_ /|/|/|/|/|/|\ --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporter-shooting-in-virginia/728942)._