# Reporting an entire thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [August 17, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508 "2013-08-17T20:06:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/21 "2013-08-18T06:05:57Z")
I want to report the entire internet! ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/22 "2013-08-18T07:30:52Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > I want to report the entire internet! I think you should talk to Marley, perhaps he can help you with that. šŸ˜› D&R ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/23 "2013-08-18T07:37:05Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > Iā€™m reporting all of you to the hall monitor. Itā€™s been a while since weā€™ve had a [hall monitor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2744558&postcount=26) here to whom you could report. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/24 "2013-08-18T11:59:59Z")
Are things really that slow in Montreal? ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/25 "2013-08-18T12:00:55Z")
I want to report the letter ā€˜Vā€™. And Iā€™m keeping my eye on the number 5. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/26 "2013-08-18T12:12:59Z")
Could I report a posterā€™s entire body of work? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/27 "2013-08-18T12:49:26Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Could I report a posterā€™s entire body of work? I must admit, Iā€™ve been tempted sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/28 "2013-08-18T12:52:21Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Could I report a posterā€™s entire body of work? Itā€™s been taken into consideration in times past. **Handy** comes to mind, also certain one trick ponies. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/29 "2013-08-18T12:52:33Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Are things really that slow in Montreal? You need to post that in English and French. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/30 "2013-08-18T13:05:09Z")
Est-ce que les choses sont lentes Ơ MontrƩal? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/31 "2013-08-18T14:00:06Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Est-ce que les choses sont lentes Ć  MontrĆ©al? Dirty talk like that is a real turn on.šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/32 "2013-08-18T14:41:25Z")
In Russia, threads report _you_. ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/33 "2013-08-18T17:51:55Z")
Has anyone ever tried to report a thread about Chuck Norris? ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/34 "2013-08-18T18:21:08Z")
How do I report to the moderators that Iā€™m too sexy for this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/35 "2013-08-22T03:17:06Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > What if you want to report the whole of the SDMB, all at once? Stand in line, my friend. Stand in line. > [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > Iā€™m reporting all of you to the hall monitor. I have been waiting _YEARS_ for this straight lineā€¦ As it happens, I am the fucking hall monitor. > [@moriah](#): > > How do I report to the moderators that Iā€™m too sexy for this thread? I donā€™t know, **moriah** , this thread is pretty darned sexy. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/36 "2013-08-22T04:48:46Z")
Can we report posters who ask about reporting too much? ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/37 "2013-08-22T09:58:50Z")
Can we report posters that ask if they can report posters that ask about posters thatā€¦ Waitā€¦ uhhhhā€¦ where was I? šŸ˜• \ :smack: ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/38 "2013-08-22T10:07:42Z")
[quote=ā€œGary ā€œWombatā€ Robson, post:35, topic:666508ā€] Stand in line, my friend. Stand in line. \*\*\*I have been waiting _YEARS_ for this straight lineā€¦ As it happens, I am the fucking hall monitor.\*\*\* I donā€™t know, **moriah** , this thread is pretty darned sexy. [/QUOTE] (bolding mine) Uhhhā€¦ see [post #23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2744558&postcount=26). D&R ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/39 "2013-08-22T13:37:40Z")
Someone eats stupid food for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508/40 "2013-08-22T15:09:15Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > (bolding mine) > > Uhhhā€¦ see [post #23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2744558&postcount=26). > > D&R Thatā€™s actually post 26. And seriously look at that sig. He should at least get a mod note for such an obnoxious sig. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reporting-an-entire-thread/666508.md?page=3)