# Repository of usernames **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 27, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745 "2002-08-27T06:11:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/1 "2002-08-27T06:11:15Z")
Lets make up a warehouse of cool usernames for our guests, for when they decide to register as members, they don’t start out lame (like me). **Vulcan Jedi** **American Stank Microbe** **Extreme Sanction** **Lawful Evil** **Darth Rout** **Relative Extrema** **Holier than Thou** **Expendable Asset** **Holy Hand Grenade** **Foreskin Larvae** **Frickin’ Hamster!** **Action at a Distance** And, of course… **The Chicken of Bristol** ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/2 "2002-08-27T12:29:07Z")
Allright, I’ll play: **The Arbiter of Cool** **Presumptuous Knob-Slobber** **Crusty French Bread** **Jejune** **Smackum Yackum** **Thumbs** **My Daddys Eyeball** **The Other White Meat** **And The** **Not To Be Confused With Laura** **Mistaken** **Animal Kingdom** **Pickled Dog Lips With Picante Sauce** **Elemenopee** **The Spandex Enormity** **King Jujube** **Not That One** **Person Place or Thing** ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/3 "2002-08-27T12:40:05Z")
\*\*Hands Across the Keyboard Wombat on a Stick Malodorous Pervert \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/4 "2002-08-27T13:15:04Z")
**Lying Through My Keyboard** ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/5 "2002-08-27T14:08:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daerlyn \* > \*\ ***Lying Through My Keyboard** \*\* 😛 Best one I’ve seen yet ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/6 "2002-08-27T18:46:23Z")
**cite?** ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/7 "2002-08-27T20:02:05Z")
There are phony band names (and maybe some real ones, I don’t know every band out there) from a _Saturday Night Live_ fake commercial for the _Valentine_ soundtrack. Some of them would make might good user names. **Exquisite Mammals T.C. Wheelwright’s Ghost Grab The Jester Motherboard Skilled Homicide Harmony Book Fall Creek Confederacy The Frown Squad Motionless-Z Kayak. Dirty Yellow Hammer Donkey Kong U.K. All Your Blood Bang The Skull Slowly Hat Gravel Fork** (I really like this one) **The Handless Kings Rabbitpunch Rice Nuclear Zeitgeist Pineapple Man Fool’s Cap Buzzgum Brain Gorge Brian Georg Pi Eating Contest Mr. Hameye** (for some reason, this one kills me) **Agribuisness Marvin’s Toes Birmingham Sound Expedition Stab The Bishop Cunk Infant 714 Decimal Metaphor Half of 5445 North Park Drive Community Vigilence & Restoration Comittee CL** ---
**Author:** ![Chief\_Crunch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@Chief\_Crunch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Crunch)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/8 "2002-08-28T02:41:30Z")
**Stillborn Pups** **DJ Robitussin** **Lima Sierra Delta** **Wherewithal** **Enfilade** **From Curtains to Coffins** **Littering in Singapore** **Static Ataxia** **Multi Shapen Marble Knobs** **Automatic Tampon** **Quart of Wheat** **Simple Semen Cyanide** **Anticholingeric Anathema** **Five Day Bunny Hunt With No Pants or Matching Colors** **Smidge Tritterpattered** **Tempest McRoogle** **Honey Dot Lifejacket** ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/9 "2002-08-28T02:49:53Z")
I have only one contribution. **Gangrene Clitoris** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/10 "2002-08-28T02:54:57Z")
**Mammaliscious Duck Monkey Captain Lick Me Extreme Head Cold Penile Callous** ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/11 "2002-08-28T06:05:07Z")
**MŸRACLE WHŸP** ---
**Author:** ![WV\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@WV\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WV_Woman)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/12 "2002-08-28T07:52:25Z")
**Pimp Fonta** **Jelly Donut** **I Eat Ritalin** **Gallstone National Park** **I Spanked Dr. Laura And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt** (Spanky for short) **Yentl the Kosher Chicken Boy** (Stolen from an episode of Murphy Brown.) ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/13 "2002-08-28T10:43:19Z")
**Dope on a Rope** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/14 "2002-08-28T11:13:02Z")
**Champagne enema Jew with a clue** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/15 "2002-08-28T11:16:47Z")
**Flushed Grollings** ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/16 "2002-08-28T21:18:41Z")
_Ophelia Harden_ _Anita Nothershot_ _Pumping Aluminum_ _Mr. Completely_ _Mrs. DiPoint_ _Sonya Gaime_ _Sir Lee Thug_ _Lacrymotormouth_ _SunglassesHighpockets_ _Earbark_ _LowbrowGaloot_ Yeah, that’s enough. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/17 "2002-08-29T01:21:52Z")
This thread reminded me of an episode of the _Sifl & Olly Show_ where their friend Julio called and asked them to help name his new ferret. Their suggestions: **Zappy Chirper Rope Burn Axe Sharpener Clamknuckle** (this one kills me) **Lou Ferrigno Mr. Hi-Fi Banjo Strings Double-Decker Soul Wrecker** And a selection of Sifl and Olly names: **Sifl** (I think we already have one, actually) **Olly Chester Precious Roy Peto Flek Grout Jargon Scott Dr. Vernon Merble Anita Zest Cheeseboy Aesop Jones Eddie from Jersey Spiticus Click Whittaker Zafo Delixir Sorbaño The Bearded Beard The Breathing Salami Delictush Sexplosius Chachi Longbow Kee Kee and the P.P. Gang Sgt. Blind Kiwi Tarzan Damp Rag Inventor Pat Lacy Foot-Long Hamster Backs Stabbath Becky Sixteen Icky Starmaker Vicious Coy Miracle Dirt CHAMPS-1 Bicentennial Condor Artoobacca** And one from the unreleased third season of S&O: **Appleman For President** ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/18 "2002-08-29T01:54:45Z")
**Knuckleneck** ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/19 "2002-08-29T05:29:50Z")
**Lurker No More** **J.C.N.** **The Other White Meat** ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745/20 "2002-08-29T07:23:41Z")
**Deja Who?** **ifallnowhere** **Rex Nihilum** **Xanadude** **Albino Mime** **Ipse Dixit** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repository-of-usernames/125745.md?page=2)