# Republican carves up desk

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2011, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105 "2011-07-15T06:17:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/1 "2011-07-15T06:17:55Z")

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[http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/jul/12/tenn-lawmaker-carved-initials-in-her-capitol/](http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/jul/12/tenn-lawmaker-carved-initials-in-her-capitol/)

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> A freshman Tennessee lawmaker who admits carving her initials into her desk in the state House chamber is going to have to pay to fix it.  
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> The desk carving was first reported by WSMV-TV. Hurley on Monday confirmed to the Knoxville News Sentinel that she made the etching into the desk during a late-night floor session in May.
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> “It was like 1 in the morning on the last day of the session,” Hurley told the paper. “I wasn’t thinking straight.”
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> Hurley, 29, of Lenoir City, said she doesn’t remember what she used to cut her initials into the desk.
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> “To ask me details about what happened three months ago, I couldn’t tell you,” Hurley said. “I don’t understand why it’s news, and I don’t want to talk about the desk.”

I’ve heard folks saying that the Republicans are behaving like six-year-olds. Until now I thought they were exaggerating.

Also of note: she credits her political success to working at Hooters and she harassed a police officer who pulled her over for speeding. I think Sarah Palin has just found her running mate.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/2 "2011-07-15T06:52:38Z")

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Well at least she acknowledges her mistakes. My question is: how long will the Republican party allow someone who does that to remain a member?

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/3 "2011-07-15T07:11:40Z")

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In some legislatures initial carving into the desk is something of a tradition.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/4 "2011-07-15T10:08:27Z")

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> Hurley, 29, of Lenoir City, said she doesn’t remember what she used to cut her initials into the desk.

Awww. From the thread title I was hoping for something a little more dramatic, like _“crazed Republican carves desk into dozens of tiny wooden elephants while mumbling ‘redrum, redrum’ over and over.”_

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/5 "2011-07-15T11:53:17Z")

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The vice president’s desk is covered with the initials of the veeps who used it. Decades worth of veeps have signed it.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/6 "2011-07-15T14:00:25Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> The vice president’s desk is covered with the initials of the veeps who used it. Decades worth of veeps have signed it.

This is, in fact, the _only_ official function of the Vice President.

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/7 "2011-07-15T14:43:38Z")

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So, a member of the Tenn House of Reps carves her name in a desk. But since she’s a member of the GOP the headline becomes _Republican Carves Her Name in Desk._

yeesh… the liberal media never misses a chance :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/8 "2011-07-15T14:48:03Z")

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Heck, you’re not even the media and you didn’t miss a chance to come in here and slam a group you oppose.

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**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/9 "2011-07-15T14:58:27Z")

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Don’t worry, I’m fairly sure Faux News will put a little (D) next to her name.

I was hoping that the carving was going to be “Zeppelin Rules!”

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**Author:** ![Baracus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Baracus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baracus)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/10 "2011-07-15T14:58:32Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Heck, you’re not even the media and you didn’t miss a chance to come in here and slam a group you oppose.

And then there is the little matter of the actual headline reading “Tenn. lawmaker carved initials in her capitol desk”.

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**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/11 "2011-07-15T15:05:43Z")

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> [@ITR\_champion](#):
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> Also of note: she credits her political success to working at Hooters

Obviously, it’s quite impossible to learn anything useful working at Hooters. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/12 "2011-07-15T15:32:46Z")

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She’s pretty attractive so I think we should let it slide.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/13 "2011-07-15T15:42:40Z")

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why is this news

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/14 "2011-07-15T15:43:58Z")

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> “To ask me details about what happened three months ago, I couldn’t tell you,” Hurley said.

End of session was end of May. She was asked about this at the beginning of July.

You know, I guess, under certain conditions of rounding, you could get that up to three months.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/15 "2011-07-15T15:45:47Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> End of session was end of May. She was asked about this at the beginning of July.
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> You know, I guess, under certain conditions of rounding, you could get that up to three months.

In the same way Jesus was dead 3 days.

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/16 "2011-07-15T16:50:35Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> The vice president’s desk is covered with the initials of the veeps who used it. Decades worth of veeps have signed it.

> [@Sailboat](#):
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> This is, in fact, the _only_ official function of the Vice President.

Golf clap.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/17 "2011-07-15T16:58:23Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> This is, in fact, the _only_ official function of the Vice President.

That and emptying the bucket of warm piss.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/18 "2011-07-15T17:17:35Z")

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Big yawn, I’m afraid.

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/19 "2011-07-15T17:18:40Z")

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I am far more concerned with this guy, linked in the article:  
[http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/jul/14/cain-says-tenn-mosque-would-spread-extremism/?partner=popular](http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/jul/14/cain-says-tenn-mosque-would-spread-extremism/?partner=popular)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republican-carves-up-desk/589105/20 "2011-07-15T17:45:11Z")

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> [@Double\_Foolscap](#):
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> I was hoping that the carving was going to be “Zeppelin Rules!”

I figure there’s a notebook where she’s been writing “Mrs. Julia Limbaugh” over and over.

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