# Republicans can just go straight to fucking hell **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 14, 2018, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918 "2018-10-14T01:47:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/1 "2018-10-14T01:47:03Z")
Seriously, just go to hell, animals! We don’t need you! None of you are good, and you all suck! I don’t care if you grow the corn that I eat or fix my pipes - fuck you, I pay your salaries as you pay mine. You’re not fucking special. Drink your own piss. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/2 "2018-10-14T01:50:13Z")
…did something new happen? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/3 "2018-10-14T01:53:58Z")
He’s mad as as hell and isn’t going to take it anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/4 "2018-10-14T01:54:36Z")
Yes. The GOP has still refused to impeach their adopted orange maniac and **asahi** is pissed off. You’re not alone, brother! ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/5 "2018-10-14T02:27:02Z")
Of course they are going to hell. For impure thoughts and shit. But that isn’t helping us down here now is it. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/6 "2018-10-14T02:29:31Z")
Devil won’t let 'em in. Nixon was the last straw! ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/7 "2018-10-14T02:33:47Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Devil won’t let 'em in. Nixon was the last straw! Bullshit. The Devil’s a southerner. Republicans are always welcome: > **[Drive-By Truckers – The Three Great Alabama Icons](https://genius.com/Drive-by-truckers-the-three-great-alabama-icons-lyrics)** > > “This one explains most of the first Act’s intentions and was painstakingly the most historically accurate and in some way most personal song on the album. It examines the duality I mean he took George Wallace. ---
**Author:** ![JB99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/439d5e/32.png) [@JB99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JB99)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/8 "2018-10-14T02:56:18Z")
I hope the Republicans are right. I hope there really is a hell, so the Republicans will have a place to burn. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/9 "2018-10-14T03:10:42Z")
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Republicans belong in a fucking zoo!!! ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/10 "2018-10-14T03:11:49Z")
Okay, I’ll admit, I belong in a zoo, too. But I’m the chimp; Republicans are…sloths or mice or some shit. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/11 "2018-10-14T03:16:07Z")
Vodka is a hell of a drug ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/12 "2018-10-14T03:53:03Z")
What are you tripping on? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/13 "2018-10-14T04:12:15Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! > > Republicans belong in a fucking zoo!!! When using that interjection regarding today’s Republican party, it should only (and always) have 3 Ks. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/14 "2018-10-14T04:42:13Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > Okay, I’ll admit, I belong in a zoo, too. But I’m the chimp; Republicans are…sloths or mice or some shit. Hey! I like sloths! I guess you can leave me out of your revolution. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/15 "2018-10-14T08:02:46Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Yes. The GOP has still refused to impeach their adopted orange maniac and **asahi** is pissed off. You’re not alone, brother! Patience. They need to wait until the day after Inauguration Day so Pence can have 10 years. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/16 "2018-10-14T12:05:45Z")
Republicans? Ooh yeah. I wanna taste one of them, hot mama you rock my world. I’m not sure why. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21257907&postcount=73](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21257907&postcount=73) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/17 "2018-10-14T13:42:46Z")
Straight to hell? Like, do not pass Go; do not collet $200? That’s some mean ass shit!! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/18 "2018-10-14T14:20:52Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > When using that interjection regarding today’s Republican party, it should only (and always) have 3 Ks. Kukk? KKK? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/19 "2018-10-14T14:22:06Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Straight to hell? Like, do not pass Go; do not collet $200? That’s some mean ass shit!! Somebody really needs to make a “Religion Monopoly”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918/20 "2018-10-14T14:59:14Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > Seriously, just go to hell, animals! > > We don’t need you! None of you are good, and you all suck! > > I don’t care if you grow the corn that I eat or fix my pipes - fuck you Be careful, lots of plumbers and pipefitters belong to unions and are probably Democrats. > [@](#): > > Drink your own piss. Urophagy is [a new age-type thing](http://bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/fe46907b-d860-4a72-ae32-809a1da4c1eb) (at least in Western countries), not yet part of the Republican platform. Props for a good start on the New Incivility though. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-can-just-go-straight-to-fucking-hell/822918.md?page=2)