# Republicans: damn y'all some ugly motherfuckers... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796 "2000-11-19T01:38:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@Mr.Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blonde)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/21 "2000-11-20T00:09:49Z")
Stoid, There is no way in hell you can find Car-vile attractive. I know you are a screaming liberal, but you CAN’T find “Ol’ Serpent-head” attractive. The man never even makes eye contact when he whines! He oozes sleaze from every pore! And speaking of which, anyone else out there annoyed by the Car-vile, Mary Madeline (sp?) marriage/side show? How in the hell do these two stay married? If they are as true to their beliefs as they say, how do they not kill each other at the dinner table? Now THAT’S a good plot for a sitcom. Mr. Blonde (\<- not a Car-vile fan) ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/22 "2000-11-20T07:33:42Z")
I’ve been seeing a lot of [CA Representative David Dreier](http://www.visi.com/juan/congress/cgi-bin/bio.cgi?member=CA28) and I think he’s pretty cute, (for a stuffy political guy who wears suits all the time…) ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/23 "2000-11-20T07:35:09Z")
I _should_ say, I’ve been seeing a lot of Dreier **on TV** …it isn’t like I’ve been seeing him socially! ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/24 "2000-11-20T18:26:45Z")
Republicans might be uglier, but I think you can find some immobile Lionel-Ritchie-sized lips on Democrats. For example, Warren Christopher, Jimmy Carter, and Donald Fowler. (That last name might not be familiar to a lot of y’all, but he was a Demo co-chair a few years ago. He and I live in the same town.) ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/25 "2000-11-20T23:20:55Z")
…Until it get’s up to the higher offices - then it becomes important to have that camera-friendly appearance. But if you must bring it up, Mr. Daily is the scariest son-of-a-bitch to crack a camera lens in decades. If I were you, I’d start there. BTW, I dare you to walk up to Arnold and call him ugly! ---
**Author:** ![tomas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tomas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/26 "2000-11-21T02:53:38Z")
Typical democratic perception= All style, no substance. Grow up, pinhead. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/27 "2000-11-21T04:15:48Z")
I must admit, I wouldn’t mind a night of spirited bi-partisanship with Al Gore’s oldest daughter. And for all of you Dems ripping on the looks of Republicans, I suggest you imagine the love-child of Warren Christopher and Janet Reno. That image ought to send you running to the kitchen to self-lobotomize with the electric carving knife you’ve pulled out for Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/28 "2000-11-22T09:23:31Z")
spay and neuter your democrats? cool! can we do the same thing to republicans? another question is which party would benefit more from a ticket to a sharp jab in the eye? ---
**Author:** ![smilingjaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@smilingjaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smilingjaws)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796/29 "2000-11-22T14:58:57Z")
Ugly Republicans??? What about Janet Reno, Donna Shalela, Madeline Albright??? Herbert Humphrey, (what a sweetie, though), Lyndon Johnson, Al Gore??? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-damn-yall-some-ugly-motherfuckers/41796.md?page=1)